Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts

Kozmos · Apr 23, 2009

eastsidebagel said:
There was a period of time in my life too when I only smoked selfmade-cigarettes, but I sooner or later returned to normal ones because I don't have to transport a whole set of utilities with me everywhere I go to have a smoke and you don't have sometimes some tobacco sprouts in your mouth, so for me, smoking cigarettes straight from the package is a far "cleaner" and comfortable way of smoking over all.

What's so difficult about rolling them home and putting into a tabakera (one of those small metal boxes for holding ciggies) which you can carry round?

Might be different if you smoked every day though, but I dont have need for it.

eastsidebagel · Apr 23, 2009

Cleric said:
What's so difficult about rolling them home and putting into a tabakera (one of those small metal boxes for holding ciggies) which you can carry round?

Might be different if you smoked every day though, but I dont have need for it.

You see, the problem for me was that I'm in general a lazy bastard. When I reach out my hand for a cigarette, I want it in that instant and not have to bother with rolling it first. And for me the cigarettes which I rolled myself weren't as nearly as tasty and satisfying as those ones I took right outta the package. But maybe that's just me...

D'Artagnan59 · Apr 23, 2009

My crush stood me up. Again. FOR THE SAME GODDAMN GUY.

Basically, Latin class president elections took place. She voted for somebody else. I really don't care if I won or if I lost, all I wanted is her vote. And she gives it to someone else? Six months of trying to please her. Six months to try to help her. Six months of being by her side. And what does she do? She throws it all away.

Rant 2:

I have to redo all of my Latin comic. I had ten detailed pages of comics that I worked for a week to crank out. And she tells me to do it on white paper. And you just tell me this a day before the goddamn project is due? When I've shown you the pages for a week? I already have my comic done on lined paper and it's fine. I don't give a crap if you've been teaching for fifteen years and you've never seen somebody do it, IT'S STILL PAPER. WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER?

salty mud · Apr 23, 2009

D'Artagnan59 said:
My crush stood me up. Again. FOR THE SAME GODDAMN GUY.

Basically, Latin class president elections took place. She voted for somebody else. I really don't care if I won or if I lost, all I wanted is her vote. And she gives it to someone else? Six months of trying to please her. Six months to try to help her. Six months of being by her side. And what does she do? She throws it all away.

Six months of borderline stalking and unhealthy obsessing over her?

D'Artagnan59 · Apr 23, 2009

salty mud said:
Six months of borderline stalking and unhealthy obsessing over her?

The "OMG I NEED HER FACEBOOK" was not her. That was another girl.

salty mud · Apr 23, 2009

Not just that. From what you've described you were stalking her at points.

Bigfoot3814 · Apr 23, 2009

I have to write a children's book for my creative writing class. Due tomorrow. I was originally very excited about this but I have absolutely no inspiration. What am I gonna do you guys? :cry:

D'Artagnan59 · Apr 23, 2009

salty mud said:
Not just that. From what you've described you were stalking her at points.

Give me one of my posts. I don't remember.

salty mud · Apr 23, 2009

Bigfoot3814 said:
I have to write a children's book for my creative writing class. Due tomorrow. I was originally very excited about this but I have absolutely no inspiration. What am I gonna do you guys?

Give us some ideas, what are you meant to be doing? What is the type of story you must write? Us creative folk of teh interw3bz will be able to help you!

D'Artagnan59 said:
Give me one of my posts. I don't remember.

No.

Catharsis · Apr 23, 2009

Bigfoot3814 said:
I have to write a children's book for my creative writing class. Due tomorrow. I was originally very excited about this but I have absolutely no inspiration. What am I gonna do you guys?

Perhaps write a thinly-veiled attack on the Iraq war, with cuddly puppies instead of suicide bombers? The liberal media will love you. (And they will find out about it.)

eastsidebagel · Apr 23, 2009

Bigfoot3814 said:
I have to write a children's book for my creative writing class. Due tomorrow. I was originally very excited about this but I have absolutely no inspiration. What am I gonna do you guys?

Uhh uhh, write a story about me! I'm sure I would deliver some good material for your book!

Bigfoot3814 · Apr 23, 2009

salty mud said:
Give us some ideas, what are you meant to be doing? What is the type of story you must write? Us creative folk of teh interw3bz will be able to help you!

It can be nearly any kind of kids story, however simple or complex I decide. I was considering doing a sort of instructional/descriptive story like in "Next Stop Grand Central", a favorite of mine when I was a little boy. I'm gonna keep thinking. I thought this would be easy. I mean, celebrities write crappy children's books all the time.

Catharsis said:
Perhaps write a thinly-veiled attack on the Iraq war, with cuddly puppies instead of suicide bombers? The liberal media will love you. (And they will find out about it.)

But I'm a well-known supporter of the Iraq war at school! That won't work... Plus I know a kid is doing that already.

One of my friends wrote a Dr. Seuss story about a bear who wants to go to high school that I read this morning. It was really good and he wants me to narrate it.

eastsidebagel said:
Uhh uhh, write a story about me! I'm sure I would deliver some good material for your book!

It's meant to be a book for children.

choxorn · Apr 23, 2009

Ulyaoth said:
They'll buy more. Smokers are weak in willpower.

It's an addiction, anyone who's addicted to anything will find it hard to break it.

West 36 · Apr 23, 2009

Bigfoot3814 said:
I have to write a children's book for my creative writing class. Due tomorrow. I was originally very excited about this but I have absolutely no inspiration. What am I gonna do you guys?

I once wrote a story about how the elephant got it's trunk. It was called "How the Elephant Got It's Trunk, and Other Tales of Interest."
It was pretty good. Try that!

Red Door · Apr 23, 2009

D'Artagnan59 said:
My crush stood me up. Again. FOR THE SAME GODDAMN GUY.

Basically, Latin class president elections took place. She voted for somebody else. I really don't care if I won or if I lost, all I wanted is her vote. And she gives it to someone else? Six months of trying to please her. Six months to try to help her. Six months of being by her side. And what does she do? She throws it all away.

Rant 2:

I have to redo all of my Latin comic. I had ten detailed pages of comics that I worked for a week to crank out. And she tells me to do it on white paper. And you just tell me this a day before the goddamn project is due? When I've shown you the pages for a week? I already have my comic done on lined paper and it's fine. I don't give a crap if you've been teaching for fifteen years and you've never seen somebody do it, IT'S STILL PAPER. WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER?

Being stood up is different from not receiving a vote in every way possible.
And isn't it just common sense that art of some form would be on non-lined paper?

Firestorm94 · Apr 23, 2009

Today... well...

A sophomore at my school went home at about 9:00 because he didn't feel well. At about 12:30, the school's guidance office received a call from the boy's neighbors saying he was unresponsive and an ambulance was taking him to the hospital. They were able to get a pulse back at the hospital.

1:55, 6th hour history class, an announcement comes over the school's PA system asking all sophomores to report to the gym immediately. Everyone in my freshman class knew something was wrong. An announcement comes on at about 2:00 before we go to 7th hour saying that a sophomore was in the hospital. Nothing more.

My 7th hour drawing class starts and absolutely nobody says anything. This is usually my loudest class, but today...

Another PA message, "students may report to the chapel or gym for emotional support." 20 students in all in my class, 14 went to the chapel or gym, most in tears. A somber mood veiled the school for the rest of the school day.

Around the time school let out, one of the school's counselors came and explained that he had tried to hang himself and is in very critical condition.

Bigfoot3814 · Apr 23, 2009

Damn hell.

choxorn · Apr 23, 2009

at the above.

Firestorm94 · Apr 23, 2009

My older sister, who's a sophomore took it really hard because her best friend went to the same grade school as he did.

Angst · Apr 23, 2009

I sincerely hope he survives Firestorm.

Bigfoot3814 said:
I have to write a children's book for my creative writing class. Due tomorrow. I was originally very excited about this but I have absolutely no inspiration. What am I gonna do you guys?

Well...

Pedagogical animal or kid is in nature or home, travelling or playing

Another pedagogical animal or kid comes along and plays with him

Plot stuff happens here. Probably some toy goes missing.

They make up, even though it was the incoming person's fault (And even though they never began fighting), and a new toy is found for them both to play with together.

... At least I tried.

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