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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
the yellow province isn't claimable because it's not in the Danube area
the yellow province isn't claimable because it's not in the Danube area
VMinuteIOT IV: Roman' in the Danube
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Narrator: Hello I'm your Narrator for this evening, these posts are a parody of Ninja's early writing experience. You may remember me from Ninja's early writing experience. Please be warned this RP is liable to give you cancer. Enjoy regardless.
*The incredibly handsome narrator (because I'm narrating geddit guize?) left the room and Australian-Roman senate started discussing*
Abbot: GARGLE GARGLE BARGLE I HATE MINORITIES
annoying-advisor-won: I know right? That shafty **** wouldn't let me borrow his bloody ****ing lighter mate! He keeps accusing me of pocketing the *******-****ing lighters! That ****ing liar! Bloody ****ing strewth mate!
annoying-advisor-too: Maaate, your swears are censored!
annoying-advisor-won: ****
Abbot: BLAH BLAH LETS KILL ALL GAY PEOPLE
annoying-advisor-tree: Yes, you're right Prime-Minister-President-Emperor! We need to talk about this HORRIBLE THING THAT THE GM HAS DONE
annoying-advisor-won: What's that ****ing *** **** done now?
annoying-advisor-tree: He said that we can't expand outside of the Danube. We can't reclaim our beautiful Australia!
ALL ADVISORS: GASP!!!
annoying-advisor-won: ****
Abbot: POOR PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND DUMB
annoying-advisor-tree: That's a fantastic idea! We'll get a bunch of helicopters and lift Australia into the danube! The then we can reclaim it and move our capital back into Canberra!
annoying-advisor-won: Yeah and then we can get all the prostitutes, porn, fireworks and ***** ****** *** * **** **** ***** *** legally!
annoying-advisor-tree:
Abbot: REMOVE CHINA 1937 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
annoying-advisor-too: Duuuuuuuuuude, you got rid of the fireworks?
annoying-advisor-won: What a ***
reader-cameo: I'll get the helicopters! Then we can fit all the other reader cameos in and sap Ninja's will to live!
Narrator: Aren't you in Roman Times? Where are you going to get helicopters?
annoying-advisor-too: Maaaaaaaaaaate it's 2300 read the rules
annoying-advisor-won: ****
Narrator: *facepalm for no reason I do this alot*
ORDARZ: MOVE AUSTRALIA INTO THE DANUBE AND CLAIM IT ALL
*The incredibly handsome narrator (because I'm narrating geddit guize?) left the room and Australian-Roman senate started discussing*
Abbot: GARGLE GARGLE BARGLE I HATE MINORITIES
annoying-advisor-won: I know right? That shafty **** wouldn't let me borrow his bloody ****ing lighter mate! He keeps accusing me of pocketing the *******-****ing lighters! That ****ing liar! Bloody ****ing strewth mate!
annoying-advisor-too: Maaate, your swears are censored!
annoying-advisor-won: ****
Abbot: BLAH BLAH LETS KILL ALL GAY PEOPLE
annoying-advisor-tree: Yes, you're right Prime-Minister-President-Emperor! We need to talk about this HORRIBLE THING THAT THE GM HAS DONE
annoying-advisor-won: What's that ****ing *** **** done now?
annoying-advisor-tree: He said that we can't expand outside of the Danube. We can't reclaim our beautiful Australia!
ALL ADVISORS: GASP!!!
annoying-advisor-won: ****
Abbot: POOR PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND DUMB
annoying-advisor-tree: That's a fantastic idea! We'll get a bunch of helicopters and lift Australia into the danube! The then we can reclaim it and move our capital back into Canberra!
annoying-advisor-won: Yeah and then we can get all the prostitutes, porn, fireworks and ***** ****** *** * **** **** ***** *** legally!
annoying-advisor-tree:
Abbot: REMOVE CHINA 1937 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
annoying-advisor-too: Duuuuuuuuuude, you got rid of the fireworks?
annoying-advisor-won: What a ***
reader-cameo: I'll get the helicopters! Then we can fit all the other reader cameos in and sap Ninja's will to live!
Narrator: Aren't you in Roman Times? Where are you going to get helicopters?
annoying-advisor-too: Maaaaaaaaaaate it's 2300 read the rules
annoying-advisor-won: ****
Narrator: *facepalm for no reason I do this alot*
ORDARZ: MOVE AUSTRALIA INTO THE DANUBE AND CLAIM IT ALL
Spoiler :
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Orders lock in 24 hours because robert is still very lazy
The lock is not pink, fluffy, or anything else other than final and cossack-shaped.
The lock is not pink, fluffy, or anything else other than final and cossack-shaped.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Salzburg is of prestige. Österreich is of unempire. Restore glory. Claim Salzburg.
Invest remaining denarii into southward civilization and revitalizing highways to catalyze Romification.
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Orders lock early.
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5069 AUC: Check your Roman Privilege, Or:
This IOT went downhill after Robbie decided to jump ship
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Link to video.
Got to keep up with the fads in IOT, so meet the matriarchial cossacks of Bulgaria!This IOT went downhill after Robbie decided to jump ship
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Link to video.
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Robert Can't
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PREEMPTIVE 24-HOUR WARNING ORDERS LOCK SUPER FUN DELICIOUS WOW
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Abbot: WOMEN ARE DUMB AND STUPID
annnoying-advisor-too: Struuuuuuuuuuuueth mate, struuuuuuuuuuueth.
annoying-advisor-won: Those ****ing **** cossaks took our Australia! The ****ing GM confirmed it in chat!
Abbot: BACK. TO. THE. KITCHEN.
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annoying-advisor-tree: That's a fantastic idea! We'll invade the female cossacks and retake Australia! We need a fake newspaper report to make this better!
WE DECLARE WAR ON FEMINIST COSSACKS!!!
AN IMAGE OF A FEMALE COSSACK 2SPOOKY4ME
We have declared war on the female cossacks!!! We have (Error: Integer too large) foot soldiers, (Error: Integer too large) boats, (Error: Integer too large) planes and (Error: Integer too large) + (Error: Integer too large) + (Error: Integer too large) GAINT DEAF ROBOTZ!!!!!!! We are too stronk for the cossacks we will remove them!!!!!!!!!!! Rome-Australia STRONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOMEN GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!
A FUNNY JOKE HA HA GEDDIT IT'S A PARODY OF THAT FILM ABOUT GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE THAT WAS A GOOD FILM
Women go back to the kitchen and have sex with their men and have lots of babies and stuff and do knitting I dunno I'm not a woman I don't talk with them. Everyone knows that women are worse at everything, that's why we let them do the unimportant things like cooking. They are worse at walking, worse at talking and if it wasn't gay then men would be better at sex as well. That's why I like male only circlejerks as remember: it isn't gay when there's no holes involved.
SOME ECONOMIC STUFF OR SOMETHING I DUNNO
SOME GLORIOUS BUILDING OR SOMETHING I DUNNO WHO CARES ABOUT ECONOMICS ANYWAY
Look I'm getting sick of writing this RP so I'll just gloss over this part and say that we did some good economic thing or something. I needed three things otherwise the shey-feng wouldn't be calibrated properly. We all know that I do RP to get bonuses anyway so I can just write whatever I want here. AND THEN MONEY FELL ON AUSTRALIA-ROME BECAUSE OF OUR GREAT BUILDINGS AND WE'RE STRONK AND STUFF. Now I'm going to go play fun vidja games.
ORDARZ:
-SPEND ALL MONEY EXCEPT ONE DOLLARY DOO TO RETAKE AUSTALIA FROM THE COSSACKS
-SPEND ONLY ONE DOLLARY DOO PUTTING ALL WOMEN IN KITCHENS AS THAT WON'T BE HARD OR CAUSE INTERNAL STRIFE
annnoying-advisor-too: Struuuuuuuuuuuueth mate, struuuuuuuuuuueth.
annoying-advisor-won: Those ****ing **** cossaks took our Australia! The ****ing GM confirmed it in chat!
Abbot: BACK. TO. THE. KITCHEN.
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annoying-advisor-tree: That's a fantastic idea! We'll invade the female cossacks and retake Australia! We need a fake newspaper report to make this better!
AUSTRALIA-ROME TIMES!!!
NOW IN BIGGER AND MORE OBNOXIOUS FONTS!!!
NOW IN BIGGER AND MORE OBNOXIOUS FONTS!!!
WE DECLARE WAR ON FEMINIST COSSACKS!!!
AN IMAGE OF A FEMALE COSSACK 2SPOOKY4ME
We have declared war on the female cossacks!!! We have (Error: Integer too large) foot soldiers, (Error: Integer too large) boats, (Error: Integer too large) planes and (Error: Integer too large) + (Error: Integer too large) + (Error: Integer too large) GAINT DEAF ROBOTZ!!!!!!! We are too stronk for the cossacks we will remove them!!!!!!!!!!! Rome-Australia STRONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOMEN GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!
A FUNNY JOKE HA HA GEDDIT IT'S A PARODY OF THAT FILM ABOUT GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE THAT WAS A GOOD FILM
Women go back to the kitchen and have sex with their men and have lots of babies and stuff and do knitting I dunno I'm not a woman I don't talk with them. Everyone knows that women are worse at everything, that's why we let them do the unimportant things like cooking. They are worse at walking, worse at talking and if it wasn't gay then men would be better at sex as well. That's why I like male only circlejerks as remember: it isn't gay when there's no holes involved.
SOME ECONOMIC STUFF OR SOMETHING I DUNNO
SOME GLORIOUS BUILDING OR SOMETHING I DUNNO WHO CARES ABOUT ECONOMICS ANYWAY
Look I'm getting sick of writing this RP so I'll just gloss over this part and say that we did some good economic thing or something. I needed three things otherwise the shey-feng wouldn't be calibrated properly. We all know that I do RP to get bonuses anyway so I can just write whatever I want here. AND THEN MONEY FELL ON AUSTRALIA-ROME BECAUSE OF OUR GREAT BUILDINGS AND WE'RE STRONK AND STUFF. Now I'm going to go play fun vidja games.
ORDARZ:
-SPEND ALL MONEY EXCEPT ONE DOLLARY DOO TO RETAKE AUSTALIA FROM THE COSSACKS
-SPEND ONLY ONE DOLLARY DOO PUTTING ALL WOMEN IN KITCHENS AS THAT WON'T BE HARD OR CAUSE INTERNAL STRIFE
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Thanks to idiot Green Legion that cannot even into Gaul, Říma traffic is of massive backup and cannot into East. Fortunately, Great Scientist Marko Aureliak has developed new self-propelled chariot that can do all sorts of wicked stunts, so Civilization may proceed unimpeded.
Note the selenium glow, keeping you in the passing lane.
V denarii will be invested into developing ingenious new cavalry century:
I know, turns out the Ordos were Czechs.
I have no idea what I'm doing, so have a lepus:
OBEY
Note the selenium glow, keeping you in the passing lane.
V denarii will be invested into developing ingenious new cavalry century:
I know, turns out the Ordos were Czechs.
I have no idea what I'm doing, so have a lepus:
OBEY
Ailedhoo
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Hay! Its not our fault we been barred from claiming outside the Danube by High Command! We await Caesar's orders to invade Gaul!
Hopefully those new reinforcements we been promised may lead to the orders and us punching our enemies...
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ORDERS LOCK SHAME ON YOU IF YOU DIDN'T
ROBBIE CAN UPDATE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS IF HE DOESN'T AARGH
Why am i shouting
ROBBIE CAN UPDATE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS IF HE DOESN'T AARGH
Why am i shouting
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5070 AUC: Not again
Link to video.
(replace bride with GM, references to the girl with robert and other countries with other players)
Srsly RC waiLink to video.
(replace bride with GM, references to the girl with robert and other countries with other players)
Feminists do stuff and is this the point where you realised the IOT hasn't got any combat mechanics? Well then.
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Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Encountering this distant Roman colony, NewCCXXVIII Rome has dispatched Aleš Víteliuš to serve as permanent envoy to these strange, semi-barbaric lands.
XXIII denarii into finishing Romification of neighbouring barbarians:
VII into promotion of glorious Říma culture:
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Hail Caesar!
By imperial orders the Compendium Counter Gaul Force AKA Roman Defence Force has prepared to war!
We may lack the kangaroo reinforcements but we are still strong to claim red land for Rome!
However we are losing the amount of land we can claim but we have however received new orders from the highest peaks of command.
By orders of Brutus, adopted son of Caesar, we are to take land from fellow Romans with the cyan arrows!!
SOVIET UNIROME will be set to imperial control under the authority of the Compendium Counter Gaul Force AKA Roman Defence Force.
Meanwhile a small force with the orange arrow will venture into Gaul to construct a base for Rome!
Hail Caesar!
By imperial orders the Compendium Counter Gaul Force AKA Roman Defence Force has prepared to war!
We may lack the kangaroo reinforcements but we are still strong to claim red land for Rome!
However we are losing the amount of land we can claim but we have however received new orders from the highest peaks of command.
By orders of Brutus, adopted son of Caesar, we are to take land from fellow Romans with the cyan arrows!!
SOVIET UNIROME will be set to imperial control under the authority of the Compendium Counter Gaul Force AKA Roman Defence Force.
Meanwhile a small force with the orange arrow will venture into Gaul to construct a base for Rome!
Hail Caesar!
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24 hours until orders lock
I'm planning on running this until one faction rules supreme k bbs
I'm planning on running this until one faction rules supreme k bbs
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