Previous Threads:
Random Rants (The Original!)
Random Rants Two[url][/URL]
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=272646
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=281481
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=288888
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=291945
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=296521
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=300339
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=305116
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=309188
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=312102
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=315871
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=320601
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=326594
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=332805
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=339215
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=344190
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=350351
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=358633
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=364784
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=370218
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=374406
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=383429
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!(Previous Thread)
THIS IS HOW YOU DO A REAL RANT YOU PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE LINEAGE! I AM A CLASSY AND SOPHISTICATED PERSON AND REQUIRE QUALITY RANTS ! MY TIME IS VALUABLE AND I HAVE LARGE SENSE OF SELF-WORTH!
Spoiler :
I am disgusted with the appalling state of ranting today. Here I use my valuable time to come by the old "rant" thread and get a healthy dose of vitriol to get my blood pumping. Instead, I see nothing but petulant whining that is not deserving of the word "rant". I am saddened, but not really shocked, that the same young people today who never crack a book also cannot form more than a single sentence to describe the horrible state of affairs that is life today.
Let's take a look at some of these "rants":
That's it!? This might have actually been a rant, if you had actually shared with us your experience. Something like:
This is not a rant, just a statement of medical procedure. My Dad went in this morning to have a scope shoved up his urethra to check out the state of his bladder cancer. That is a procedure to complain about, not getting a filling.
Oh, let me just slit my wrists. This is the worst thing in your life that you have to whine (not rant) about? That they played a song about peace in the season of peace?
How about some specifics? If you happened to mention what kind of rut you are stuck in and why you are stuck in it, you might garner some sympathy. As stated here, you are a childish whinger who needs to get his act together, decide what he wants to be when he grows up, and get into action to get there.
Not rants.
This doesn't even read like a complaint, much less a rant. If you are such a hippie, you should have appreciated Imagine being in the set list.
Again, this could be interpreted as a good thing. Nice time for uninterrupted World of Warcraft marathon for the next week. Are you going to be missing anyone in particular? Girlfriend (ha!) gone back to visit family but didn't invite you? Or do you just not have extra people around to buy you beer?
I'm putting this thread on notice. I want some quality RANTING going on here. If these examples are the worst things you have to rant about, just shut up and don't bother to post. The other 99% of your life must be golden.
I know you have real issues to rant about. Look around and find something awful. I'm sure in your shallow and pathetic lives you can find numerous examples of how the world is out to rape you.