GPS to Takhisis.
The Authorities have an important announcement to make!
Strong evidence has been found linking the Farmers to having committed murder and cannibalism. Young farm hands were coerced into working for Farmer Jeb, not knowing that eventually they'd be killed and baked into pies.
Such horrific acts of blatant disregard for human life must not go unpunished, and while we are currently facing cannibalistic zombies, cannibalistic people are just as bad. A state of war now exists between the Authorities and the Farmers.
A lightning raid was commenced on Zeb's Farm. Most of the surrounding units were killed in the preliminary fire, while the Farm itself fell under the main assault, with all hostiles either eliminated or surrendered.(All via lethal land bombardment, so no casualties from our side) The Authorities have now occupied Zeb's Farm, and the remains of some unfortunate victims were discovered.
In other news The Authorities have agreed to transfer control of the Dock to civilian authorities.
GPS to Takhisis