Imperium Offtopicum VI
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MaxaTheGreat
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Siberia is suspending all trade and immigration from France. However, we are paradroping weapons for survivors to use.
Klein Venedig follows Siberia's example, and tasks scientists to examine this zombie virus.
Tani Coyote
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If not for the fact it'd be powergaming, the USSR would deploy a "Return to Reality Now Plz Kthxbai" superweapon.
In the meantime, nothing of note, apart from the establishment of relations with once again independent Madagascar.
Standard focus on armed neutrality continues, as does the nuclear program.
While the Digital Olympics are ongoing, the President announces his liking of the science fiction show Mein Zombie, which details Hitler dying during the Great War, returning as a zombie, and sweeping Europe through an infestation to build an undead master race. They face off against the Volturiets in the East, who believe in blood as the collective property of all vampire kind, and the human Allies to the West, who just want a return to sanity.
In the meantime, nothing of note, apart from the establishment of relations with once again independent Madagascar.
Standard focus on armed neutrality continues, as does the nuclear program.
While the Digital Olympics are ongoing, the President announces his liking of the science fiction show Mein Zombie, which details Hitler dying during the Great War, returning as a zombie, and sweeping Europe through an infestation to build an undead master race. They face off against the Volturiets in the East, who believe in blood as the collective property of all vampire kind, and the human Allies to the West, who just want a return to sanity.
Midnight-Blue766
The filidh that cam frae Skye
In the partition of Denmark, we request that the Ottomans get Romania.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
No worries.
Mad Man
Your lord and master
People of the world, this is General Sillypanties of the french army, were currently holding the line at Poitiers with the add of some of the surviving foreign military accept for the solders of the Math army who parachuted into Ireland for some reason (somebody should give those people gps). Initial reports that bites turn you in to Hitler prove false, the only reason there's so many Hitlers is because we cloned so many. We've lost contact with London and believe those who were unable to evacuate are now walking with the dead. Are current prerogative is to evacuate all the uninfected citizens of Poitiers and regroup some where else, with the President dead I'll be taking over as the head of state.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Awwww.Mad Man said:
Polish naval forces have entered the English Channel and are scheduled to relieve pressure on Poitiers through synchronized assaults on infected coastal provinces.
DroopyTofu
Double Bass Double Bass
Spanish society has ground to a halt. People have been advised to stay in their homes at all times, and a strict curfew is in place. It appears that quarentine measures have been effective, as the rate of new cases has been steadily dropping. There is no need to nuke Spain
On the French/Spanish border, there have been several more groups of zombies attack, and they have been more and more organized each time. We believe they are learning from their mistakes. Recently, they have set up their own defensive line and harassed Spanish troops from cover. They lasted a while before artillery was called in and they were blown to pieces. The Spanish military was given comand to move into French land to secure better defensive positions.
On the French/Spanish border, there have been several more groups of zombies attack, and they have been more and more organized each time. We believe they are learning from their mistakes. Recently, they have set up their own defensive line and harassed Spanish troops from cover. They lasted a while before artillery was called in and they were blown to pieces. The Spanish military was given comand to move into French land to secure better defensive positions.
The Dijon tourist board is devastated by the actions of the German government - so much so that they have considered changing their motto from "See Dijon before you die!" to "See Dijon and die!"
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
remind me to introduce GPS. the Mathalamus army made their way from ireland for some reason to politers and took over defensive posts from the french and fo0rgein armies so the can put more men on the offensive.
Mad Man
Your lord and master
Math forces have now landed in Canada (are you guys even trying?), nevertheless we've secured Aquitaine and Limousin, we also rescued the survivors who will now be evacuated to Greenland. The French-Spanish border should now be secure, though they should stay vigilant as the walking dead could still wander through Burgundy.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
The Leader reportedly threw a fit and called the generals as too stupid to exist, so he took personal control fo the military onboard the MRS Mathis and directed the invasion fleet to Cherbourg, and triple-checked their location before landing. the Leader directed the landing personally, and cut a zombie in half with his shiny Axe for good measure.
Matthew: good for nothing generals. i fired them all, and replaced them with competent ones. *can be heard muttering unkind things*
Matthew: good for nothing generals. i fired them all, and replaced them with competent ones. *can be heard muttering unkind things*
DroopyTofu
Double Bass Double Bass
The Spanish thank the French for helping us secure our border. There were great cheers from Spanish soldiers when they saw the French army coming over the horizon, or at least once they realized they weren't zombie soldiers. We will now help France hold the defensive line while the French retake their territory.
Mad Man
Your lord and master
actualy your not anywhere close, you some how went around the cape of good hope and landed in Mongolia, and that zombie you sliced in half was the Khan's emo son who used to write poetry by the seashore while contemplating suicide.
Klein Venedig offers encouraging words to the soldiers fighting the zombies in Europe. Prominent environmentalists suggest that the "zombie virus" could very well have been a mutated strain of rabies, exacerbated by the nuclear warfare of the last century. These same environmentalists begin to push for more "green" reforms in industry, using the zombie virus as an example of mankind's negative impact on the environment. The Grün/Verde party is expected to make a comeback in the next elections.
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