Sign at the entrance of the Legitimate Businessman's Club.
For those here on Business, enter into the conference room.
Sitting at the table is already the host of tonights meeting, Classica Musica. Seated next to him was
Don Vicenzo. Also seated already was Classica's accountant,
John Doe. Next to enter was the Famous French Fur trader,
Premier Burgandy. While that was not his first name, he like to be called that because he was the "premier" fur trader in town, and noone doubted that, so they gave him the due respect because we know the quality that he gives when ever we buy some of his furs. We know that fur is not murder, paying for it is, especially in this business. Some one who is highly regarded here is
Ruppert. He seems to come to this place and spend up big. We do not care for where he get the money, just as long as the money is spent here.
Next to enter was
Sir Percy Brooke-Hamster. This former High Court Judge was suprisingly defrocked by some scandal. There has been some talk that they might want to take away the title of his and become an ordinary Mister. Apparently he had sex with some female court offical. Everyone seems to be doing it, so I don't see why he had to suffer as a result. Next to enter was
Black Hole, a Government offical. He is here to see that all business was legal. We have to be certain that we will not get into any trouble. Next to enter through the doors was
CivGeneral. Even though he is stil young, he has already earned hs stripes by leading the Mighty Fanatican army to victory, so for that, we are honoured to be in his presence. And when he entered, he recieved a big cheer for his heroic efforts against the Dutch. Another person who is regarded highly here is
Snyder. Without his tireless work, the war effort aginst the Dutch might not have worked quite so well without him and his team.
Next to enter was a very weird man. There was this man who actually thought that he was an elf. Everyone could not hlp themselves and started to snigger at him for this behaviour. But
Noldodan told everyone to keep quite, because he was "here to give guidance about the ways that the Elfs would do their business." At that point everyone started to crack up laughing at this nonsense. After all this laughing the rest of the group entered to see what all the fuss was about. Many were wondering why a boy called
Steven, was allowed into this meeting. Since the meeting had started, he had to stay because none of this was for the publics attention
"Even Gentlemen, boy and "Elf". I'm sure you are all keen as to why I have invited you all here. But before we get down to business, I better tell you about this lovely club we have, since this business will not be concluded in a matter of hours. We have many things that could kep you occupied at this club. If you think you are good with the cards, you will enjoy the small room to the back of this one. Remember to have fun if you want to play. We also catter for many sporting activities that you might fancy, just ask the receptionist for the details.
Considering we are all men, except for the boy, Steven, I'm sure that you will the pleasure of some "available" women we have. No stay here is complete without a visit from one of these special ladies. You can see them in the introduction package that everyone has recieved as they entered in the building. They certainly are very willing to entertain all your pleasures. I'm sure this will please you very much
Harold.
Everyone staying here recieves free food for the whole time they are staying here. Now that is something I want people on the street to get a hold, because after this meeting business will be booming. The chefs here are world class and can cater for anyone tastes. Sorry that we have not been able to get down to business but we just did not have time, but please get to know everyone here, we will have lots of time to do that."
"One more thing, this is meant for
Boris "The Cow" Ivanovo, stay away from the bar because you are not allowed there until you pay you tab. Remember, noone outside of this room is allowed to know of anything that happens in this room."