Inherited turn:
So this is the first time I have this game. Interesting. I must get used to the sight of Barbs near the PFJ HQ and actually NOT be scared. Hilarious.
Turn 1 (1270 BC):
What the hell is the job of Matthias ? Any ideas ? Let's ask Brian, maybe he can give us some insight.
Oh Brian, where should Matthias go, and what should he do ?
Brian: "Look for the junipers." Okay, at least that's clear.
OOC: Matthias hunts down the French Warrior at PFJ HQ.
Meanwhile Loretta encounters two friendly men. She decides to go with em because the one says "Je t'aime mon amour" and the other "Omnia vincit amor." Ah those women. Always candy for romance.
Turn 2 (1240 BC):
Loretta seems to be too ugly for Frenchmen and Romans. Instead they try to make love to the Barb Axe - nonsense of course, those guys only do love blood and a fresh cut down head.
Turn 3 (1210 BC):
Loretta has heard of a fashion event in some tribal villages. She begs Reg to give her leave to go there.
"Does a woman not have the right to attend fashion events ? It's like the freedom of speech to us !"
"You are no woman !"
"But I want to be one !"
"Ah, get lost !"
Turn 4 (1180 BC):
Brian the Wise gives orders that the workers at PFJ HQ should seek enlightenment in the hills rather than in the farms. Hail the One-Shoed !
OOC: MM the PFJ HQ - it's now stagnant but will finish the 'Henge in 5 instead of 7 turns...
Turn 5 (1150 BC):
Loretta moves !
Turn 6 (1120 BC):
Loretta moves again !
Turn 7 (1090 BC):
Have I mentioned Loretta did move ?
Turn 8 (1060 BC):
The way is the destination. Says Loretta.
Turn 9 (1030 BC):
And Brian spoke: "Let's gather all around that circle of large boulders."
"Do we have one ?"
"Yes, it has been delivered by WALMART yesterday. $12.99 and I got it some bucks cheaper because the salesman was a damn SPLITTER and I said to him he would be
the star of a nice stoning - as participant. Then he curiously got very open-minded on price questions."
"But Brian, ain't that oppressive ?"
"No. Oppressive is when we are the victims."
Turn 10 (1000 BC):
Loretta can already smell the scent of hysteric women grabbing for cheap cloth