In-flight check
1565 AD
I want 20-turn deals going with every civ but Russia.
Renew Wines with Japan, up the ante to include Gems to us. We give coal, spices, Ivory, Incense, and Rocketry.
It would seem our rep with Ghandi is damaged after all. He will offer us 250g+WM for Saltpeter, but not 1gpt. I offer him 1gpt for 1g, and gift him the stupid salt. Gift Rocketry to Ghandi.
Gift Rocketry to Mao. Trade spices for 1gpt+WM
We then negotiate a Right-of-Passage with France.
This is beautiful if it works. Task for Yatusk disembarks S-SE of Poitiers. Task force Riga disembarks near York.
Put a few workers along the border, and a Modern Armor in each border city for good measure.
Some worker moves... here we go.
IBT - doesn't matter. We build a bunch of stuff. WLTKD kicks off all over the place because I just jacked the lux tax.
1570 AD
Investigate Cologne. UN Due Next Turn. (Just checking...)
Task force Riga is now in position, in neutral territory. Task force Yatusk is in position.
Press <Enter>
IBT - the French request an audience. World Maps? Why not. We build a bunch of stuff...
The "Russian" city of Cologne completes the United Nations. :devil2:
No UN vote.
I'm trying to remember if demanding a city is a rep hit or an attitude hit. Doesn't matter, we are now at war with Mother Russia.
IBT - The war is initiated by a Russian bomber, who is promptly shot down by our Luftwaffe.
France declares war on Russia, and then Russia attacks France....
Incredibly, Russian tanks kill 2 of our Modern Armor.... and capture some of our workers! (Oh Noo!!!)
Turn 2 (1580)
Time for the German War Machine to come to life. I wake our Modern... Holy crap. I haven't had a stack like this since I played Chieftain!
****Battle for Cologne*****
1st MA retreats, 2nd kills infantry flawlessly. Blitzes again, kills infantry, Promotes. 3rd MA kills infantry flawlessly, promotes, blitzes conscript infantry, and retreats. We take the city, and I forget to do a screencap.
Sorry team.
This is interesting. Every single one of those citizens is Russian. How is this possible?
Take the elite Modern armor and go after a tank near Mistburg.
How appropriate and symbolic. Our first Military Great Leader is born at Mistburg.
What to do? Rush a wonder? Pooh, feh. I make an army, load that sucker with Panzers, and go after Kiev.
Unbelievable. A single russian tank kills our Panzer Army. What a pisser.
That's okay, a few MA later, and the city is ours.
A few more MAs later, and we capture Moscow. This time I do remember a screenie.
Next we go after Minsk. A modern armor finally promotes on its first round of combat, blitzes the Cossack in Minsk. He captures Minsk, but fails his promotion board.
It takes 6 Modern Armor to take Tblisi, but they had to cross more terrain. I disband 2 captured artillery pieces for an instant Library.
It takes only 2 Modern Armor to kill an infantry and Cossack defending Smolensk, which opens up the border a bit. I can now reach Odessa with the main force.
Three Modern Armor later, Odessa is ours. Time to turn the flanks.
Novgorod falls after 3 Modern Armor assault it.
Coventry falls next, though it takes a half dozen MA to do the job.
I lose 4 MA at Sverdlosk before I realize I'm crossing a river. Approach from a different angle and dispatch the defenders there. I swear I think it took a dozen MA to take that city.
4 or 5 Modern Armors later, Sevastopol falls.
5 Modern Armor later, St. Petersburg falls.
A few MA later, Yatusk falls.
The Russian Capitol is now located at Riga. Our first Modern Armor in there almost runs over a Chinese Rifleman. What is HE doing there?
I take the Elite knight and rail him all the way back to a longbow I saw.
Aw dangit. The Modern Armor can't cross the jungle at Krasnoyarsk. This will be a 2-turn war.
This is strange... I cannot seem to find any Russian combat units around. Make that
ground combat units. I do find a destroyer to sink.
Scroll through our new holdings, putting Russian cities on a diet. Form a perimeter around Cologne, and hit the stupid button that finishes a turn.
IBT - A Russian Destroyer sinks one of ours in a last act of defiance. The French Navy heads towards the other continent, and a bunch of French tanks show up outside Krasnoyarsk. I just had a really evil thought... I could get a Military Alliance with France vs. Russia, let her kill the last city, and let her take the rep hit. Knowing my luck, she'd let the thing linger on. We get a palace expansion.
Time to finish this.