Dear Joe and Donald: Ideas for Shaking Up the 2024 Race
Bold moves could still remake the electoral map. Would Democrats relocate to swing states for Biden? Could Trump reboot his famous TV show?
BY JEFF GREENFIELD
Our two major presidential candidates drag with them liabilities weighty enough to make winning a daunting proposition. As with any embattled campaign, an intense, almost desperate, search is under way by each side for a strategic breakthrough that can bend the vectors, shift the narrative, forge new metaphors. With a relentless media ready to offer a microscopic examination of every campaign move, it’s critical for both Joe Biden and Donald Trump to take risks unthinkable in the past. Here, then, free of charge, is a bold suggestion for each to shake up the race and avoid merely re-running their 2020 campaigns.
Biden: The Great Relocation
In all probability, President Biden will win the popular vote (as Democrats have done in seven of the last eight presidential elections) by piling up huge pluralities in a couple of big states. He and Hillary Clinton each carried California by some five million votes— 4,999,999 of which were “wasted.” New York and Illinois provided Biden with more useless votes—two million and one million, respectively. The biggest Trump pluralities—some 600,000 in Florida, Ohio and Texas—did not come close. Assuming that Democrats cannot abolish the Electoral College between now and November, will they helplessly watch as a margin of millions turns into a win based on 44,000 votes in three states, as in 2020, or a loss based on 77,000 votes, as in 2016?
Instead, with enough money and determination, they can embark on a calculated diaspora, temporarily relocating a decisive number of loyal Democrats into critical swing states. It would begin by tapping into the skills of Hollywood creative community (which “tilts” to the left in the sense that the Titanic “tilted” into the Atlantic) to produce a series of TV ads and social media messages urging committed Dems to “Make the Move for Biden.” A platoon of extremely well-off supporters—a former Mayor of New York and a “Shark Tank” star come to mind—would fund the moves into Arizona, Michigan, Nevada and other battlegrounds at least 30 days before the election, as required, plus some extra time to document residency (a utility or rent bill, etc.). Some of those superfluous two million New Yorkers can slide over into Pennsylvania, while some of Illinois’s million wasted votes can cruise up the I-90 to Wisconsin. To prevent culture shock during their political sojourn, Chicagoans nesting in Kenosha would be sent deep-dish pizzas, while New Yorkers camping out in Scranton could get care packages from Zabar’s and Barney Greengrass. Ethically sketchy? Maybe. On the other hand, the Great Relocation makes it much more likely that the candidate who wins the most votes makes it to the White House.
Trump: ‘ The Apprentice, Vice Presidential Edition.’
When Trump first emerged as a presidential contender, most of us in the political world dismissed him out of hand, but a few perspicacious folks (my wife among them) noted that for tens of millions of Americans, Donald Trump was the hard-charging, in-command host of “The Apprentice.” His executive credentials were more potent and better known than any of his rivals trapped in the deflating work of governors and senators. In the 2024 campaign, it would be hugely helpful to Trump if voters were reminded of this role (as opposed to, say, his role as courtroom defendant). And there’s a perfect tool for doing this: the selection of his running mate. As the GOP convention approaches, Trump should decline to name his choice for vice president. As speculation mounts, he would defer all comment until his acceptance speech. When he speaks, he would remind America that FDR left the choice in 1944 to the con-gather vention. “But I’m going to do FDR one better,” he would say. “I’m not going to let professional politicians decide. I’m going to let you, the people decide!” Then he’d name half a dozen contenders or more.
PETER ARKLE
Sure, some states would have to change their rules to allow an unspecified running mate. But that would enable him to campaign around the county with a full complement of possible veeps. He can them each week on national television and eliminate one. (“You’re not hired,” he could say, “ but you’ll be in my cabinet.”) Just before the election, Trump can stage a prime-time event where the audience will choose from the remaining candidates. That event will dominate all of the pre-election coverage; Biden would be little more than an afterthought.
Scoff at these proposals if you wish. But as a prominent American once said: “The most difficult thing is the decision to act.” OK, it was Amelia Earhart, but still.
Jeff Greenfield has been a political correspondent and analyst for four TV networks.
Superfluous New Yorkers can slide over into Pennsylvania.