The "OMG! Look what happened in DoC!" Thread

[SultanRedSnake]

moorish absolute chads build windmill on gold mine

I mean that's one way to combat inflation.
Flex on the Spaniards? Chad move.

 

[urbestfriend]

Clearly they're trying to get their core pop up in preparation for world domination

 

[urbestfriend]

Just finished a massive game as the chinese. So much fun but now for something totally different. Wanted to play the Byzantines. Rolled up a 3000BC start and...

Deja vu.

Wait, where's the orthodox holy city if Rome is confucian?

Ok now I'm just being punked.

 

[BaneFire]

A fate worse than death, I imagine.

 

[black213]

Ottoman start with STF built in Konya? Don't mind if I do!

 

[RustyBrick]

New Yorkers emigrating to New New York

 

[banzay13]

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New Yorkers emigrating to New New York

The Scandinavians brought the rules of the Old World back - no wonder the inhabitants are fleeing))
No more kings! We want democracy!

 

[stillblackadder]

Independent Great Statesman on its way to improve relations with my civilisation

3000 BC viking start. East Roman legionary building a roman road on a random tile in Russia (maybe trying to get to the locked Jerusalem this way somehow).

 

[Dracosolon]

I didn't know Independents could get GP.

 

[Leoreth]

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New Yorkers emigrating to New New York

If you can, could you also report this in the bug reports thread with a save from before this occurs? This looks like a bug to me.

 

[banzay13]

an international coalition come to crush Aztec Alliance

 

[urbestfriend]

3000 BC viking start. East Roman legionary building a roman road on a random tile in Russia (maybe trying to get to the locked Jerusalem this way somehow).

I actually see this on almost all my 3000 bc starts - I have no idea why but the romans love to send random legionares deep into russia building roads to nowhere

 

[Leoreth]

I think I stopped them from doing this but the fix is only on the map branch. It will make its way into the game eventually.

 

[Askii2D]

Let it be

 

[Dracosolon]

Always thought you'd find more moors in Britain.

 

[banzay13]

And finally world without religions wars!

Spoiler It wasn't easy ride :

Mongolian's invasion was huge. although i was ready and build a lot of troops, and brought my mighty army from Europe (they came just in time to save Baghdad and die all there...), I lost Persia within few turns and almost lost Baghdad, i left all my other cites without any defenders, so any barbs (if come) could do anything they want... Well, it was fun)) I took Shiraz right in 1300AD and got Herat by peace agreement, so got my 2UHV. And all what had Arabian - 2 Ghazy and 2 Mobile Guard and 1 Arquebusier - for entry empire!!

 

[banzay13]

Just finished a massive game as the chinese. So much fun but now for something totally different. Wanted to play the Byzantines. Rolled up a 3000BC start and...

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Deja vu.

Wait, where's the orthodox holy city if Rome is confucian?

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Ok now I'm just being punked.

I find out how Rome became Confucian

Spoiler :

 

[Cacaso]

Look people. This graphic glitch generated a very funny image of the Ottomans' Ataturk.

He resembled King Baldwin of Jerusalem.

Spoiler :

 

[Temüjin VIII]

I once had this glitch also. It haunted me for some time. Then now I see it again.

 

[Lycidas]

The Dutch will be very fortunate when they spawn.