- buy Manchester United - $1.8 billion - rename the team to Poland United and buy all Polish players ($200 million)
- buy Chelsea FC - $1.3 billion - to warrant the calling of the club by douchebags as Chelski (ski is Polish, sky is Russian)
- Buy Toronto FC - $50 million - expand their home stadium to 30,000 seats, add a roof, make the stadium more awesome - $70 million
- Fourteen chicks at the same time - $500,000
- Get rid of all debts of myself, friends, family, and CivGeneral - $5 million
- Design my own dream home and get it built - $15 million
- Buy a tropical island and hold parties there every once in a while for all my friends + the 14 chicks - $50 million?
- Travel the world, see all corners of the Earth - $1 million?
- Visit the International Space station with 2 of the chicks - $100 million?
Half of the remaining $6.x billion (or whatever it is) would be invested, some of the other half would go to charity, and the rest.. well.. who knows. I'm sure I'll think of something.