TO: ALYA Clan
FROM: Fiddling Conclave
Pre-Signed, 'Galigus Fiddler, Speaker of the Conclave'
We would be happy to accept supplies for our craft, and will surely offer the resultant product to your house in return. While I am busy this evening, due to the funeral of my cousin Roger (who seems to have drowned in one of his own glue barrels, somehow), I will be prepared to meet with a representative in the morning to work out the finer details. We are not economists or businessmen, so I would like to request that much of the agreement be determined by your people first, after which we may negotiate the final agreement.
Signed Again, 'Galigus Fiddler, Speaker of the Conclave'
TO: ALL
FROM: Fiddling Conclave
Pre-Signed, 'Galigus Fiddler, Speaker of the Conclave'
While we aren't strategists, and certainly aren't politicians in any way (quite honestly, I wasn't paying attention to the entirety of this debate due to a stubborn itch on my forearm), we might suggest that we could find a way to coerce the blood-thirsty Wolf Tribe into, instead, attacking the Golden Horde alongside our forces and the forces of the Red Tribe. Why not lump two problems into one?
Also, we Fiddlers would be more than happy to assist in the construction of anything at all, ever. While we are not builders, exactly, we could function in some minor architectural advisement position, though mainly supplying certain specialty building materials. Could you believe that one of my kin is currently working on a type of cement that is nearly twice as durable as this common crud we've been using for decades, while drying in only half the time? Wait, there's more! For a limited time only, we are slashing prices on our over-stocked reserves of manufactured glue! Perfect for adhering anything to anything else, at all, perhaps. This offer won't last, so order now and be the envy of your rival craftsmen!
Lastly, I would like to make one additional request: My brother, Alvin, is currently undergoing research into the sciences of transmutation. While he is only in the beginning stages of development, his work is already quite promising. What we need from the other families of Nesse is monetary support, or rather, donations, as it were, in order to fund this research. With absolutely no guarantee that there will be a return, we are not willing to take true investments at this time, we are more than willing to accept free money. Eventually, if this shows greater promise, the Fiddling Conclave will be in a position to transmute, potentially, any given material into any other material at all. Theoretically, if it all works out, we could probably even turn humans into gold, or sewage into useful solvents for all the glue you will likely be purchasing soon.
Signed Again, 'Galigus Fiddler, Speaker of the Conclave'
@Daft: The Fiddling Conclave is currently funneling its available resources into three projects evenly. Firstly, the cement project, which is trying to find ways of enhancing the structural integrity and durability of existing cement recipes, while also reducing the time it takes to set and dry. Secondly, a program to develop more functional lenses, in various combinations of sizes, shapes, thicknesses and positions relative to each when contained in a wooden tube; the goals of this project is to develop not only superior spyglasses for security and scouting, but also to develop a means with which the Fiddlers can more closely examine the heavens for future research. Thirdly, the transmutation project, ridiculous as it may seem, is a fair priority on their list of things to make; even if it is unreasonable, they don't know if it's impossible, and so they're going to try. Also, large quantities of glue are being sold for cheap at the front gate to the Conclave Laboratory.