Anything less than £5 is going to taste like dish water. But you're not meant to drink that kind of wine. It's just something to bring with you when going to a party hosted by someone you don't like and you need to show that your brought something. When you get in dump it in the middle of the rest and find something decent to drink.
Someone's been to more than a few dodgy parties then!
Someone's been to more than a few dodgy parties then!