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Jolly Rogerer
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Jolly Rogerer


Jolly Rogerer was last seen:
Apr 24, 2011
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      It's not a good thing or a bad thing. I saw your name as the most recent poster, and I thought you were Jolly Roger. You seem alright, even if you're not as witty as he is.
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      You're not who I thought you were.
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    My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.