1000 clues your on CFC too much

[MTheil3508]

Take off of '1000 clues your playing Civilization 3 too much' thread.

0001: Making every possible post, trying to get your custom avatar.

0002: You set CFC as your hompage.

0003: You stay on-line reading every thread twice until 4 a.m.

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

0004: You spend more time on CFC than you do eating, sleeping, and playing Civ.
0005: You constantly sit there refreshing the page, waiting for someone to post something that you can reply to.
0006: You decide to start a 1000 clues... thread.

 

[MTheil3508]

0007: You memorized all the posts for the last three days.

 

[MTheil3508]

0008: You say to yourself, "Just one more post..."

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

0009: You reply to every thread possible, even though most of the time you really don't know what you are talking about.
0010: You average about 35 posts per day, and are trying to raise that average.
0011: Your address book is full of CFC members, some that have never even posted.
0012: You have downloaded every thread on CFC and keep a database of all threads, just in case something happens to your beloved forums.
0013: You keep a journal with commentary on every single thread that has ever existed on CFC.

 

[MTheil3508]

0014: You reply to "1000 clues your..."

0015: You know the code for every smile

0016: You answer newbee questions in your sleep(when you do)

0017: You hear people talking on the street and know what forum they are in.

0018: You have written down the all the strategies other members use, hoping to use them against them in MP.

 

[superslug]

0019: You're glad this is the Internet where Farting Bob won't find out you don't believe in shoes, soap, razors, scissors, meat, war, capitalism,...

0020: In the forums, you post rationalizations saying that because Civ isn't real, it's okay in the game to trade for furs, make war, encourage capitalism, lob nukes...

 

[Hygro]

0021: When you click on the 1000 clues for playing to much, your name is on there without needing to scroll down

 

[MTheil3508]

0022: You spend more time on CFC than playing Civilization

 

[Turner]

0023: You have Thunderfall's home phone number in all your speed dial slots.

0024: Thunderfall has you blocked from calling his number.

0025: You move to a new apartment every three days so that you can keep calling TF and not have your number blocked.

 

[JollyRoger]

0026: When Lt. "Killer" M starts a thread, you refer him to the newbies and FAQ threads since you can document that the topic has already been covered.

 

[alva848]

0027:
When speaking to a real person, you notice you start ending phrases with things like; : lol:, : rolleyes :, : mad :,..........

 

[TrailblazingScot]

I'm guilty of that alva

 

[Shabbaman]

Originally posted by MTheil3508
Take off of '1000 clues your playing Civilization 3 too much' thread.

0001: Making every possible post, trying to get your custom avatar.

0002: You set CFC as your hompage.

0003: You stay on-line reading every thread twice until 4 a.m.

What's the number? 28?

Well, it's a bad sign you keep telling posters that there's no reason to spam, since there's no more custom avatar limit.
It's available to all.

And another one, number 29: you give first hand advice to other posters that you can make a bookmark of a search of all your own posts, so you can track responses to those. Here's mine[url], for example.

My favorite:

0030 You're playing the demogame RPG...

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

0031 You answer newbie questions faster than Shabbaman

 

[Shabbaman]

Originally posted by Lt. 'Killer' M.
0031 You answer newbie questions faster than Shabbaman

Impossible!

0032 You've stored everything you've ever read on the forum in one thread, and then refer to it constantly.
0033 You make people put links to your thread in their sigs

(yes, that's you killer!)

 

[Globetrotter]

0034: you put your wife's picture as avatar, so that you remember what she looks like when reading your own posts

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

0035 You have conversations via PM instead of email because that way you'll notice replies faster (and yes that's us, Shabba )

0036 You claim to be a victim of mine regarding the links in the signature

0037 Your 'subscribed threads - last day' do not fit on one page.

 

[Grille]

Originally posted by Globetrotter
0034: you put your wife's picture as avatar, so that you remember what she looks like when reading your own posts

#38:You've spent too much time around here and are married with an ancient building...

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

0039: you get hte boot from your GF and your first thought is: I have more time for CFC now!

0040: your GF calls and you say: sorry honey, someone jsut posted a reply, I'll call you back in 5 min