MTheil3508
Prince
0064: Since you don't want to be distracted from posting, you are intervenesly feed.
1000 clues your on CFC too much
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Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
65: You think TF is a god.
66: You have been the Demogame president a few times. Not that it has ever happened.
Right, CT?
67: You become banned and lose all hope in life.
68: You don't know what a tree looks like.
69: You haven't showered and changed in several months, because that would require you to be away from the computer.
edit: fixed #'s.
66: You have been the Demogame president a few times. Not that it has ever happened.
Right, CT?67: You become banned and lose all hope in life.
68: You don't know what a tree looks like.
69: You haven't showered and changed in several months, because that would require you to be away from the computer.
edit: fixed #'s.
MTheil3508
Prince
notified error. Ignore me.
wtiberon
One man who stands alone
70: you answer a question even though 8 other posters have answered it.
71: You harrass someone because they create the same thread that was posted 3 months ago.
72: You connect to CFC first thing in the morning even before making coffee.
71: You harrass someone because they create the same thread that was posted 3 months ago.
72: You connect to CFC first thing in the morning even before making coffee.
73. You lose $50K on the stock market and go over to CFC to see if anything important is happening.
74. You know the forums IP address numerically in case your look-up table gets corrupted.
75. Downtime means you get the shakes.
76. F5! "Come on, baby! Give me something good." *pause* "Darn!" *pause* "Hmm....maybe now." Repeat.
Arathorn
74. You know the forums IP address numerically in case your look-up table gets corrupted.
75. Downtime means you get the shakes.
76. F5! "Come on, baby! Give me something good." *pause* "Darn!" *pause* "Hmm....maybe now." Repeat.
Arathorn
MTheil3508
Prince
0077: You bought another phone line just so you could stay on-line 24 hours a day
0078: You bought broadband so you could post faster
0079: When you see a new post, you start typing an answer before you read the question, just to be the first one to answer.
0078: You bought broadband so you could post faster
0079: When you see a new post, you start typing an answer before you read the question, just to be the first one to answer.
0080: You have more than one browser window open to CFC, so that you can look at more than one forum at a time.
0081: You buy stock in Telefragged so you can feel like CFC is part of your own little world.
0082: You send TF a couiple of PMs a day hoping to become a moderator.
0083: You computer says to you "I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't allow you to go to CFC today." (shoulda saved that for 2001.)
0084: You've been registered since Dec 2002, and have 1700 posts.
0081: You buy stock in Telefragged so you can feel like CFC is part of your own little world.
0082: You send TF a couiple of PMs a day hoping to become a moderator.
0083: You computer says to you "I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't allow you to go to CFC today." (shoulda saved that for 2001.)
0084: You've been registered since Dec 2002, and have 1700 posts.
farting bob
ThEy MaDe Me Do iT.
guilty of number 2, CFC is y homepage, but only because if my parents saw my homepage was porn, they migt oblect.
oh, and your the third person to do this kind of 1000clues thread. king lewis (1000 clues to much civ, that has now past 2000 clue and still going), and 1000 clues you need to play more civ, by me (which sort of faded out after 150 clues, oh well)
85 - you started here less than a month ago and already is a moderator and has over 3000 posts.
86 - your parents have put CFC in the list of unsuitable sites, alog with porn.
87 - you have subsribed to every thread youve ever posted in, so you can keep a detailed record of it all.
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
0088: You have several monitors set up all around your room, so you can constantly monitor all activity on CFC.
0089: You print out several copies of every thread so you can keep your own personal archive.
0090: You've blocked access to any other site besides CFC, so no one pollutes your computer with mindless drivel...
0091: You'd rather die than see the day that CFC is shut down.
0089: You print out several copies of every thread so you can keep your own personal archive.
0090: You've blocked access to any other site besides CFC, so no one pollutes your computer with mindless drivel...
0091: You'd rather die than see the day that CFC is shut down.
Don't even JOKE about that!
0092: You cruise other Civ sites, just to make sure that they aren't as good as CFC.
0093: Every time you do #92, you do several hours of penance, begging TF for forgiveness for even thinking about other Civ sites.
china444
Ain't no thang
What are you talking about? He wouldnt care if you went to other civ sites. Do you even live 10 miles from him so you could bow before him like a mortal? :worshp:
Silverflame
OBJECTION!
I wonder where hbdragon is... 
0094 You post over 20 posts a day
0095 When you leave on vacation for two days, you immediately worry about all the threads youll miss
0096 You know the personal information of every single mod here at CFC
0097 Youve met all the mods here in RL
0098 Youve met all the top posters in RL
0099 You spend more time here than actually playing civ
0100 You constantly check whos online to see when people are posting
0094 You post over 20 posts a day
0095 When you leave on vacation for two days, you immediately worry about all the threads youll miss
0096 You know the personal information of every single mod here at CFC
0097 Youve met all the mods here in RL
0098 Youve met all the top posters in RL
0099 You spend more time here than actually playing civ
0100 You constantly check whos online to see when people are posting
MTheil3508
Prince
0101: You favorites are filled with different CFC links and threads.
0102: You programed your computer to sound an alarm whenever there is a new post.
0102: You programed your computer to sound an alarm whenever there is a new post.
MTheil3508
Prince
0103: You filled up all of the "___ clues your ___"
kojimanard
Warlord
- Joined
- Sep 6, 2002
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#104. Something odd happens in your office and you say "thats the screen shot of the day."
MTheil3508
Prince
never mind
MTheil3508
Prince
0105: You go blind looking at the monitor for too long.
0106: You get all worked up by the "1000 clues you've played too much Civ3 thread"
0107: You really wanted post 1000, reason 2050.
0107: You really wanted post 1000, reason 2050.
hbdragon88
haunted by blackness
Originally posted by Silverflame
I wonder where hbdragon is...
Hey, give me a break!
I have a life, someone's gotta tell me about these threads! So many knock-offs - I just got done with the "500 Clues You're a Newbie" thread108 - You understand hbdragon88
109 - You are on my buddy list (boy, I'll be surprised
)110 - You have over 5000 posts on this forum *cough* Simon Darkshade *cough*
111 - You have memorized every avatar on the list
112 - When you have used every avatar on the list
113 - When you login every ten minutes
114 - When you have been able to use a DL without getting caught
115 - When you are a mod
116 - When you have closed your account at apolyton to be here
117 - You downloaded patch 1.17 here (hee hee - coincidence, 117)
118 - You have been able to hack into the staff boards
119 - You have used over 10 avatars here
120 - You are not surprised that I am here
121 - You downloaded patch 1.21 here (hee hee - coincidence, 121)
