101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

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1. Cleaning the gutters is a snap, since I can easily jump three times my height.

2. Even though apartment buildings and skyscrapers have hundreds of windows, only two floors, an elevator shaft in between, and one room of the main hallway actually exist inside.

3. Pharmaceutical companies lost all their business to those guys that invented the first aid kit that insta-healed you when you walked over it.

4. I gotta work on my social phobia, being around crowds of over 30 people starts inducing stuttered vision and sluggish reaction time in myself. I'm pretty sure I'd black out and die if I went to a baseball game.
 
5. There is a lack of enforcement of laws relating to safe storage and disposal of explosive barrels.
 
6.Eating shrooms improves your life

7.You dont have to ever worry about nasty falls down stares becuase you never stumble

8. Staying in line with the last one, you never grow tired of running, you never run out of breath and your run is always consistant, for better or for worse

9. You can have been shot thirty times and still function as though you were perfectly healthy, but get shot one mroe time and suddenly your dead
 
10. If you get shot you just need to eat something, then you'll be as good as new. :ar15::coffee:

11. I don't see dead people. They keep vanishing a few seconds after I kill them.

12. However, if I leave the room and go back in again they come back to life.
 
13 When holding a gun, there is a crosshair floating around showing where you aim
 
17. Whenever u die u go to the hospital good as new, no handicaps or anything

18. Whenever u get arrested u end up in front of the police station wit a little less money, no guns, but u are NEVER Sentenced to life in prison

19. ur guy can live forever in video games, until the game breaks :/
 
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24. Your main enemies always leave keys and other goods in the hands of low-levels thugs and treasure chests.

25. Maps will ALWAYS show you the true layout of a building. Evil dictators would never think to create a false map.

26. Every evil dictator must try to either A) Enslave the world, or B) Destroy the world.
 
27. When I walk or drive I don't see out of my eyes. I watch myself from behind.

28. I can walk around with several guns, a rocket launcher, tons of ammo, and all my gear. But it's not heavy, apparently I can fit it all in my pockets.
 
29. 90% of mankind's history involved the Second World War, though most modern accounts are based on the Allied perspective.

30. First Aid kits are capable of curing any injury, regardless of severity.
 
31. History sometimes exists in a state of flux. As such, apparent paradoxes, such as both sides winning a war, are not only possible, but likely.

32. There is no need to actually test new prototyped weapons. I just point at them, and if there is a number preceded by the term "Attack:", or any variety thereof, it will work every time.
 
33. Massive armies were controlled by a great big arrow in the sky.

34. Many great heroes are mute. The next time you see a mute person, thank him/her.

35. Time passes very quickly.
 
37. Don't bother trying to enter any other buildings than your own home, any home you're invited to come to, anywhere you really have to go or buildings open for the public. There's nothing inside.

38. Conversely, enter all homes you can, talk to everybody and take anything you want. They won't mind.
 
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