101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

71. Evil always has a fatal weakness.
 
72. Killing is central to the lifestyles of many so-called heroes. Their moral values are never questioned, though.

73. One man can usually accomplish what thousands before him cannot.
 
76. Having a full set of armour gives a extra bonus.
 
78. Money seems to grow on trees and yet the economy isn't overly inflated in the slightest.

79. Despite the fact everything is priced in 'Dollars', the price of items is more equivalent to the Yen.

80. If your a mayor of city, you can whack up massive skyskrapers for $450

81. Crime does pay!
 
73: You can build 1000 tanks, have them blown up and you can build 1000 more without people caring

74: You can build bases in the middle of the field, have an airfield next to a defensive turret!

75: Tesla Coils are really good against tanks, the army should deploy them immediately!

76: When you hear a loud humming noise, the Obelisk of Light is there to save you! Or turn you into ash, either way, employ it!
 
77: The woman/man you will fall in love with will always be pre-determined. In fact, you can never fall in love with the other girl/guy that you like alot more.
 
80. Your soldiers can take 100 bullets and still live.

81. When a soldier gets a star on their side of the image, they can heal naturally, even if they've been hit by countless bullets and tank shells

82. Tank shells cause very little damage to infantry, yet bullets rip them apart

83. Aircraft can take more than one hit from a stinger missile
 
84. The Red Cross is the international symbol for 'healing'. The Red Crescent is the international symbol that Communist Muslims are planning to strike!
 
87. Highly masculine male chauvinists can stop alien invasions.

88. Two people end up dry-humping when one of them is asked to come in the other's house for some hot coffee.

89. Doom and Counter-Strike are used by children and teenagers to train themselves in cold-blooded killing.

90. The Sims is used by children and teenagers to learn how to have sex and the body parts involved with them.
 
91. You can crash a car into a pole and cause barely any damage and the poll falls

92. If your car crashes, it'll magically fix itself and be operating at full capacity again in just seconds
 
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