rilnator
Emperor
1) These 2 guys were working for national geographic in Africa filming lions. All of a sudden the wind changed and a lion caught their scent and charged at them. One of the guys got up to run while the other started putting on his Reeboks.
"What are you doing?" he yelled " those shoes aren't gunna help you out run the lion!!!"
His reebok wearing mate replied "bugger the lion- all I gotta do is outrun you!"
2) This blind guy was walking with his guide dog and they stopped at a set of traffic lights. The dog cocked his leg and peed on the blind guy's leg.
The blind guy pulled a treat out of his pocket and gave it to the dog.
A passer by saw this and was dumbfounded. He couldn't help but ask "why are you rewarding him for pissing on you?"
"I'm not" the blind guy replied "I'm just finding out where his head is so I can kick him up the arse!"
"What are you doing?" he yelled " those shoes aren't gunna help you out run the lion!!!"
His reebok wearing mate replied "bugger the lion- all I gotta do is outrun you!"
2) This blind guy was walking with his guide dog and they stopped at a set of traffic lights. The dog cocked his leg and peed on the blind guy's leg.
The blind guy pulled a treat out of his pocket and gave it to the dog.
A passer by saw this and was dumbfounded. He couldn't help but ask "why are you rewarding him for pissing on you?"
"I'm not" the blind guy replied "I'm just finding out where his head is so I can kick him up the arse!"
The blind man joke was great. I'll have to remember that.
