2000 clues you play Simcity 2000 too much
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Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
43: You forget that this is a Civilization website
44: You have drove through your cities with Streets of SimCity
45: The only thing you do in SimCity 3000 is play your SimCity 2000 cities.
44: You have drove through your cities with Streets of SimCity
45: The only thing you do in SimCity 3000 is play your SimCity 2000 cities.
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
46: You can make buildings disappear without bulldozing them.
47: You can make a volcano appear.
46: You think Brazil is the world's largest producer of go-carts, used in the treatment of astigmatism.
47: You can make a volcano appear.
46: You think Brazil is the world's largest producer of go-carts, used in the treatment of astigmatism.
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
49: You expect to see the President when you found a new city.
50: The President is 459 years old.
51: You have memorized "There ain't a soul south of Santa Claus who can tickle the griddle like ***." *** being a place where you want a free breakfast, where you say this.
50: The President is 459 years old.
51: You have memorized "There ain't a soul south of Santa Claus who can tickle the griddle like ***." *** being a place where you want a free breakfast, where you say this.
Perfection
The Great Head.
52: You can make ground level highways.
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
53: You spend forever creating the ultimate terrain to build on.
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
54: You fear that you will wake tomorrow wrapped in a thin blanket on an empty plain, where Detroit once stood, or Sydney, or Moscow.
55: You know Neil Gaiman.
56: You have read and memorized all the quotes, vignettes and gallery writing in the manual.
55: You know Neil Gaiman.
56: You have read and memorized all the quotes, vignettes and gallery writing in the manual.
Perfection
The Great Head.
57: You can't get enough
58: You know where I got that from
58: You know where I got that from
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
59: You believe that a nuclear bomb was detonated near the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona in 1992.
60: You believe that a large one-eyed spider alien visited Hollywood on 2001, destroying parts of the city.
61: If you get a yacht, you will call it First Light.
62: Romania is spelt wrong.
63: Whenever you hear a protest, you expect to hear "Well buy me a Cadillac and call me Elvis!"
64: You think your microwave is a source of electricity.
65: If you see a train enter a tunnel or leave a city, you think that it may get stuck and that the front of the train will have to be destroyed, freeing up the track.
60: You believe that a large one-eyed spider alien visited Hollywood on 2001, destroying parts of the city.
61: If you get a yacht, you will call it First Light.
62: Romania is spelt wrong.
63: Whenever you hear a protest, you expect to hear "Well buy me a Cadillac and call me Elvis!"
64: You think your microwave is a source of electricity.
65: If you see a train enter a tunnel or leave a city, you think that it may get stuck and that the front of the train will have to be destroyed, freeing up the track.
Chukchi Husky, could you please combine your clues more into one post? This looks rather annoying (not to mention spammy... 
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Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
66: Many professional sports do not exist.
67: Rubbish does not exist.
68: Your favourite music is the SimCity 2000 music.
69: You make a CD of the SimCity 2000 music.
70: You write lyrics for the SimCity 2000 music.
71: Whenever you see a financial advisor, you hear a boo from a croud (but to get a loan you see someone else).
72: Whenever you see a dam, you say that's impossible, because it can only be built on a slope, and no reservoir appears (unless you spend money making one).
73:When you ask how much the dam cost, and their answer is in the millions, you say "where did you waste your money? Dams only cost $400!"
74: When you see a conjested road, you look at the cars and say "they all should be blue lines".
75: You wonder if you are an inhabitant of a SimCity.
67: Rubbish does not exist.
68: Your favourite music is the SimCity 2000 music.
69: You make a CD of the SimCity 2000 music.
70: You write lyrics for the SimCity 2000 music.
71: Whenever you see a financial advisor, you hear a boo from a croud (but to get a loan you see someone else).
72: Whenever you see a dam, you say that's impossible, because it can only be built on a slope, and no reservoir appears (unless you spend money making one).
73:When you ask how much the dam cost, and their answer is in the millions, you say "where did you waste your money? Dams only cost $400!"
74: When you see a conjested road, you look at the cars and say "they all should be blue lines".
75: You wonder if you are an inhabitant of a SimCity.
Perfection
The Great Head.
78. Whenever someone talks about cutting the transportation budget you yell, "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING; YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!"
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
79: You have seen the exodus of launch arcos.
80: You have seen a dancing launch arco (a cheat in scurk).
80: You have seen a dancing launch arco (a cheat in scurk).
shadowdude
cynic in training
79. You become the mayor of a major city and cut back on subway funding "because it doesn't effect the simulation"
Perfection
The Great Head.
80. Every year at your house you turn an employee into a doorstop
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
83: You can make pillars of stone.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Emp.Napoleon
SUPER EMP!
Bacon King said:
85: You bought Streets of Simcity to see yuor city from the road.
