50 Signs You Play Too Much Runescape
1. Your defense level is too large for your calculator to show without breaking. Dont even ask about your attack level.
2. You have dreams about Lady Keli.
3. You think the Catherine in Civilization should be more beautiful and be spelled with a k.
4. You start mining in your basement for mithril
5. You start hallucinating, seeing dwarfs and unicorns wandering around your house.
6. Some guy named Hans is wandering around your back yard.
7. You always refer to the stove as your range. You laugh at anyone who calls it anything else.
8. You pay for everything in coins, never dollars.
9. Theres an ice giant in your refrigerator.
10. You start chopping down your neighbors trees muttering, Must gain woodcutting XP
11. All you eat are kebabs and chicken.
12. Whenever you eat fried chicken at KFC, you always bury the bones in the floor.
13. You get angry when the neighborhood bank wont keep your logs and uncooked fish
14. You ask people which way to Varrock.
15. When you are in geography class and the teacher points out where Australia is, you stand up and say, Is that near Rimmington?
16. When the kids want pizza, you say, I cant make pizza. I need to be 30 cooking level.
17. When you go to the store and the shopkeeper says, Good morning, how may I help you? you respond by saying, No, no, no. You are supposed to say, Can I help you at all?
18. On your anniversary you buy your wife a dragonstone amulet.
19. You ask the storekeeper if he has an adamant kite shield.
20. You build a shrine to Saradomin.
21. You are best buddies with Guthix.
22. When people ask who you are, you always respond, Im a bold adventurer!
23. You are puzzled when its nighttime.
24. You drink beer to increase your strength.
25. You never go out in public without your suit of armor.
26. In the middle of a foot race you stop running because, Your energy level ran out
27. In art class you make a clay pie pan while everyone else is making sculpture.
28. Instead of a lemonade stand, you sell jugs of water.
29. When a highway patrol officer pulls you over, you attack him yelling, Youre only level 5! and I want a black cape!
30. You are puzzled when your science teacher tells you that there is no mineral called blueite
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1. Your defense level is too large for your calculator to show without breaking. Dont even ask about your attack level.
2. You have dreams about Lady Keli.
3. You think the Catherine in Civilization should be more beautiful and be spelled with a k.
4. You start mining in your basement for mithril
5. You start hallucinating, seeing dwarfs and unicorns wandering around your house.
6. Some guy named Hans is wandering around your back yard.
7. You always refer to the stove as your range. You laugh at anyone who calls it anything else.
8. You pay for everything in coins, never dollars.
9. Theres an ice giant in your refrigerator.
10. You start chopping down your neighbors trees muttering, Must gain woodcutting XP
11. All you eat are kebabs and chicken.
12. Whenever you eat fried chicken at KFC, you always bury the bones in the floor.
13. You get angry when the neighborhood bank wont keep your logs and uncooked fish
14. You ask people which way to Varrock.
15. When you are in geography class and the teacher points out where Australia is, you stand up and say, Is that near Rimmington?
16. When the kids want pizza, you say, I cant make pizza. I need to be 30 cooking level.
17. When you go to the store and the shopkeeper says, Good morning, how may I help you? you respond by saying, No, no, no. You are supposed to say, Can I help you at all?
18. On your anniversary you buy your wife a dragonstone amulet.
19. You ask the storekeeper if he has an adamant kite shield.
20. You build a shrine to Saradomin.
21. You are best buddies with Guthix.
22. When people ask who you are, you always respond, Im a bold adventurer!
23. You are puzzled when its nighttime.
24. You drink beer to increase your strength.
25. You never go out in public without your suit of armor.
26. In the middle of a foot race you stop running because, Your energy level ran out
27. In art class you make a clay pie pan while everyone else is making sculpture.
28. Instead of a lemonade stand, you sell jugs of water.
29. When a highway patrol officer pulls you over, you attack him yelling, Youre only level 5! and I want a black cape!
30. You are puzzled when your science teacher tells you that there is no mineral called blueite
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