Name: Keith Clemens
Age: 29
Physical Description: Average height, slightly thin, cool hat, sunglasses
Background: A descendant of Orion Clemens who became a fiction writer. Decided to take a month to visit one of Twain's actual descendants living in Alexandria between books, maybe hoping for some inspiration and definitely for relaxation and museums. Went out to her sister's cabin a few miles from the coast to hike and stuff for a week with her, but got separated from them.
Other details/skills: can hunt, shoot, and skin, but hasn't been hunting in a decade or so. Can make hooch and cook. Has some knowledge of what plants to not eat. Could theoretically hotwire a car because the wikiHow instructions are still loaded on his phone.
Backpack Contents:
Mark Twain anthology (bookmarked at
CT. Yankee)
Moving Pictures
journal
three pencils (one mechanical)
pen
pencil led
sticky notes
hip flask of corn whiskey (secret; 3/4 full)
smartphone and charger
pocket watch (bought at Smithsonian)
this thing
silver liberty dollar
compass
Swiss army knife, worn (I actually have an older make of this and don't know why so clearly this is perfectly reasonable)
bug spray
first aid kit
trail rations
Zatarain's seasoning (frequently used)
frying pan
bigass spoon
bowl
10' rope
two extra bags (uses one to store food overnight in trees because bears)
half-decent shakeable flashlight
blanket
extra pair of socks and boxers
water canteen
Belt Contents:
foldable hatchet
belt holster for hatchet