a newfie joke, that newfie's will like!

Pellaken

Pellaken

The one and only.
Joined
Oct 24, 2001
Messages
1,407
Location
Charlottetown PEI, Canada
one day, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police recive a call. the caller is fanatic "Hello? RCMP? You'd better get here quick I tell ya! I just saw Mike stashing Marijuana in his firewood!"
the next day, the RCMP showes up with thier axes, goes into Mikes shed, and chops all the wood looking for the pot. they find none, and go home. later the day, the phone rings at Mike's house. he picks up
"Hi Mike?"
"yea"
"did the RCMP come to your house looking for drugs?"
"yea"
"did they chop up all your firewood?"
"yea"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!"
 
Great one, but what is a newfie again?
 
Originally posted by PaleHorse76
Great one, but what is a newfie again?
Click to expand...

Here in Canada, a newfie's joke is like a Pollock's joke or Belgium for the French.

Newfie = someone who lives in New Found Land, one of our ten provinces.
 
Hooray for Canada, but I remind you, not all newfies are that stupid. In fact, if you look at the premiers of our other provinces, you'll see what I mean. But maybe its just politicians in general. . .
 
HEY, as an Albertan, I take offense at that. Let us pay you off with our massive oil reserves . . .

And not all quebecers are dumb, just the French ones.

(No offense to anyone)
 
Originally posted by History_Buff
HEY, as an Albertan, I take offense at that. Let us pay you off with our massive oil reserves . . .

And not all quebecers are dumb, just the French ones.

(No offense to anyone)
Click to expand...

Be carefull, Pellaken will smash you with potatoes. :p

Not all French-Quebecers are dumb. Only those who want "souveraineté" at all cost.
 
Yes , that whole sovriegnty association thing is dumb. Yes we want out of Canada, but we want bonuses and benifits like we never separated.
 
O.K., so who are the dumb ones? The RCMP or the guys that got them to do all their woodchopping? And how can you burn wood in an igloo, wouldn't the igloo melt? ;)
 
I've heard that one with the FBI and DEA instead of RCMP.
I guess that shows the universality of good jokes;) :goodjob:
 
Whats DEA (I think you ment DIA, Defense Intelligence Agency),
and we wrapped the igloos in beaver pelts;)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom