A question for intellectuals

[Esca]

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

You can turn a computer on.

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

Computers are upgradable.

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

And, they don't crash as often.

 

[xeven_god_of_helsibahr]

Computers don't expect you to listen, and instead of coming in just blonde, brown, red, black, and white, they come in light brown, red, black, white, clear, green, yellow, blue, orange, purple, grey, teal, pink, and silver.

Oh! Almost forgot! you can cheat on them and play games too.

 

[Esca]

Great answers.

How about:- A computer will accept a three and a half inch floppy.

 

[Warlord56]

women are hot(some of them)

but for an answer you want, you can buy a computer and it won't leave you the next morning

[This message has been edited by Warlord56 (edited August 26, 2001).]

 

[Aristonico]

Originally posted by Warlord56:
you can buy a computer and it won't leave you the next morning

[This message has been edited by Warlord56 (edited August 26, 2001).]

Ah! You don't work with Windows eh?

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

You can tell your computer to add stuff onto it and it won't get offended.

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

Originally posted by Esca:
A computer will accept a three and a half inch floppy.

Heh. This one gets my vote so far.

 

[scorch]

A computer (running any MS gear) will suck up much more time and money and cause much more grey hairs than a women...

Sorry, had to stick up for the lovely things.

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[goodbye_mr_bond]

So you're saying... computers suck?

 

[scorch]

no, im saying computers running Microsoft suck.

 

[Kefka]

1.A computer won't slap you if you keep starring at it.
2.A computer doesn't fake loading <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif" border=0>
3.One will shock you when you remove the cover and the other you will just see wires.
4.A computer will turn on when you push a button.
5.One of them will cost a LOT of money and the other only costs about 500$ to 2000$.
6.One of them has an Esc button and the other you have to do that manully
7.A computer does not make another little computer no matter how many time you Insert your floppy
8.Microsoft can be a good thing for a computer.


HOW ABOUT SOME HOW ARE THEY THE SAME.
1.They are both enjoyable to use
2.They can both be opened with scewdrivers <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif" border=0>
3.Its a good thing when they have Drive space


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[This message has been edited by Kefka (edited August 30, 2001).]

 

[Az]

Originally posted by goodbye_mr_bond:
Computers are upgradable.

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