Lord Draegon
Awoken
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew,Age12
Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7
Don't flush the toilet when you're dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents are doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, Age12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the phone.
Alyesha, Age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.
Laura, Age 13
Never do pranks at a police station.
Sam, Age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
Rob, Age 10
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom
told you to do.
Hank, Age 12
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7
Stay away from prunes.
Randy, Age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13
Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13
Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let
her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the
same time.
- Kyoyo, 9
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants."
- Ari K, age 7
"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
- Donna Maria G, age 9
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
- Rob P, age 8
"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it."
- Steven B, age 8
"Don't eat ladyfingers - even if you know the lady they came from."
- Susannah K., age 6
"When a movie is PG-13 that means how many minutes your mom will let you watch before turning it off."
- Jon G., age 12
"Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."
- Susie F., age 7
"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
- Beau M., age 10
"My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing."
- Emma B., age 4
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell . . . that's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." - Mae, age 9
Ask a child, "How do people in love typically behave?" and they might answer:
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." - Wendy, age 8
Ask a child, "Why does love happen between two particular people?" and they might answer:
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." - Andrew, age 6
Ask a child, "Why does love happen between two particular people?" and they might answer:
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." - Manuel, age 8
Ask a child, "How was the divorce from your point of view?" and they might answer:
"I know how it feels to be in the middle of a divorce. My mom wanted the divorce first in August. You can imagine how I felt when I was used to seeing my dad come home from work and my mom giving him a nice warm hug."
"Divorce is horrible. No one likes divorce. Even people who wanted the divorce. And it's not fair. People shouldn't have to go through things like divorce. It gives people something to think about. Deep down inside everyone's heart everyone hates divorce. I hope when people are living their new lives (they) realize what they've done. It doesn't only give someone something to think about, it gives them something to remember."
"Kids that have never really heard the word divorce makes it a little bit harder on them. When the parent tells the child there getting a divorce, it's a real shock. They know what the word means, except they thought their parents were in love. When people get marriage they have to make a promise to stay together forever. Marriage is a promise you can't break."
"When parents get divorced it can affect their child. The child could start getting bad grades, all of a sudden get tired, lose track of things, forget things, feel lonely, and not come out of their room very much."
Dont sneeze in front of mum when youre eating crackers. Mitchell, 12
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. Andrew, 9
Dont wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15
Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew,Age12
Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7
Don't flush the toilet when you're dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents are doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, Age12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the phone.
Alyesha, Age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.
Laura, Age 13
Never do pranks at a police station.
Sam, Age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
Rob, Age 10
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom
told you to do.
Hank, Age 12
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7
Stay away from prunes.
Randy, Age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13
Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13
Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let
her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the
same time.
- Kyoyo, 9
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants."
- Ari K, age 7
"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
- Donna Maria G, age 9
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
- Rob P, age 8
"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it."
- Steven B, age 8
"Don't eat ladyfingers - even if you know the lady they came from."
- Susannah K., age 6
"When a movie is PG-13 that means how many minutes your mom will let you watch before turning it off."
- Jon G., age 12
"Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."
- Susie F., age 7
"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
- Beau M., age 10
"My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing."
- Emma B., age 4
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell . . . that's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." - Mae, age 9
Ask a child, "How do people in love typically behave?" and they might answer:
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." - Wendy, age 8
Ask a child, "Why does love happen between two particular people?" and they might answer:
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." - Andrew, age 6
Ask a child, "Why does love happen between two particular people?" and they might answer:
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." - Manuel, age 8
Ask a child, "How was the divorce from your point of view?" and they might answer:
"I know how it feels to be in the middle of a divorce. My mom wanted the divorce first in August. You can imagine how I felt when I was used to seeing my dad come home from work and my mom giving him a nice warm hug."
"Divorce is horrible. No one likes divorce. Even people who wanted the divorce. And it's not fair. People shouldn't have to go through things like divorce. It gives people something to think about. Deep down inside everyone's heart everyone hates divorce. I hope when people are living their new lives (they) realize what they've done. It doesn't only give someone something to think about, it gives them something to remember."
"Kids that have never really heard the word divorce makes it a little bit harder on them. When the parent tells the child there getting a divorce, it's a real shock. They know what the word means, except they thought their parents were in love. When people get marriage they have to make a promise to stay together forever. Marriage is a promise you can't break."
"When parents get divorced it can affect their child. The child could start getting bad grades, all of a sudden get tired, lose track of things, forget things, feel lonely, and not come out of their room very much."
Dont sneeze in front of mum when youre eating crackers. Mitchell, 12
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. Andrew, 9
Dont wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15
Many of them are funny, but some I doubt were coined by the kids themselves.
