AI sentences after being defeated

[Naokaukodem]

I rage in front of AI insults, and it is often just an excuse to go to war and wipe the bad ones.

The thing being, that I don't feel my efforts are rewarded enough by the fall of the offending leaders. They just say "you beat me, congratulation", and I don't feel like they follow their initial mood when insulting me. I would more like see them enraging or why not, let's be crazy, apology and beg for mercy ?

Like for example :

"Damn, I intended to use this single last city in order to add a denounce vote against you, and I see that I failed to that also... too bad, it could have been pretty fun. I guess that next time I will be more careful."

Do you have ideas of sentences the AI could tell after being defeated ?

 

[Shakira42]

"I curse you and your vile kin for 10 generations!"

 

[HeraldtheGreat]

(Montezuma scrambling around fire.)

 

[Greizer85]

Monty could use a quote from Apophis in one of the Stragate movies:

"May your reign last days, and your death years!"

Defiance in the face of adversity, that's my jungle boy.

I like when Catherine says (smth like): "So, I'm your captive now. I suppose there are worse fates." Indeed there are, babe, indeed there are.

 

[Marklevi]

When you beat alaxander he says..

You there, May you live forever!

 

[thegingerninja]

Monty: "My soldiers have proven weak and useless! I'm glad you've killed them all!"
Smooth

 

[Cpt Oblivious]

Some of them are quite fitting I find. Germany still kind of snubs you, even when he admits defeat, and I love the one for Pachacuti, where he's in total disbelief and acting like the gods are playing a trick on him.

 

[SouljahAtWar]

Monty: "My soldiers have proven weak and useless! I'm glad you've killed them all!"
Smooth

I once saw a thread of someone who posted that shot earlier:

Spoiler :

Montezuma and I has butted heads for nearly a decade now, since Civ II, but today I get the better hand on him.

...

Well, that's a pessimistic way of putting it. And now your entire solders (whatever is left of them) and your whole citizen base knows how insane that line was. Thank you for confirming that you are a complete psychopath, Montezuma. Now your country is mine; your base is belong to ME, and you are defeated. Now... BEGONE!

 

[hug4]

Harald is great when he "rage quits".

 

[Biologist]

Some of the leaders have amusing lines and/or reactions when they get beaten. Gandhi usually goes on about a terrible kharmic burden because I've crushed a defenseless people.... which is funny when I had to wade through 20 artillery units and a rain of nukes to get there. Pacal makes more apocalypse references, and Hiawatha says something about you not being able to follow his people into the next world. I'm sure that's intended to mean that you've wiped them out, but I always picture him leading a few refugees into a time portal or something.

I would agree that Montezuma berating his worthless soldiers is the funniest one though.

 

[Princeofnigeria]

Yeah, I love both monty and Pachacuti's speaches, but probably my favorite is askia's lament and promise as he stands beside his burning capitol "we have been consumed by the fires of hate and rage. Enjoy your victory in this world... You will pay a hefty sum in the next". I just love that. Probably least favorite is Washington. I had to wade through 15 worthless cities in the frozen wastes and fight your near infinitly respawning army. I'm sorry, but your people shall recieve no mercy from me. In fact, they totally deserve the number 6 i've got prepped for them! I think some of the leaders should get better defeat speaches though. Also, gotta love darius "there must be some sort of mistake!"... What? Is me and my elite gaurd being in his throne room with all his gaurds dead not enough proof? What, is it suddenly going to be like "oh yeah, sorry. I totally miscounted yeah, your armies beat me 3 battle ago. Sorry for the misunderstanding, enjoy your victory oh great kig!"

 

[Socratatus]

Most of the Leader defeat last words are pretty good. Alexander is like, "How did you defeat me?"
and Babylon is grudgingly, "Well done,,,"

America`s quite good cos he says, "may you treat us with mercy," although the writing is dumb cos that says something like "We`ll be back!"

Another one I like is, "The barbarians have won..." but I can`t remember who says that.

 

[cairnsy44]

I enjoy Harun Al-Rashid's line about taking care of the peacocks....

 

[Aleok]

"By my beard and my belly, how could this happen?"

 

[Smokeybear]

Elizabeth: "My humblest apologies for being such a royal [B-word] to you for all this time, might thou havest some muddy boots that I can lick clean for Your Lordship?"