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Montezuma419

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So ole Cortez thinks he can just take over my hole AZTEC civilization?... I guess he did not see our Jaguar Warriors. Yah well they say he has these "wild beasts" which their men use to ride into combat, but really can those wild beasts stop 30000 Aztec Jaguar warriors I think not. History seems to argue with me however, but I thought you should kow the true facts we killed all the Spanish raiders under Cortez and we control all of South America... soon the WORLD. Those Spainish just HIT THE FIRCKEN FLOOR WHEN THEY SAW THE MIGHT OF MY JAGUAR WARRIORS! I DARE ANY CIVILIZATION TO STAND BEFORE US!!!! Did I mention how jaguar warriors can fly and have super laser vision. Can you stop that? CAN YOU?!?!?! nooo u can't so just don't mess with the Aztec's... SO far we have slaughtered those Zulu f00ls, Those damn puny french, the Mongols, the Spanish... ooh and we are not done.... MARK MY WORD, THE JAGUAR WARRIORS OF TENOCTICLAN WILL TEAR THE SOUL'S OUT OF OUR ENEMIES.
 
Mostly I fear that I'll see in the newspaper some report of a computer geek who was sacrificing virgins.
 
So did shaka put you up to this? DAMN THAT SHAKA AND HIS ZULU's HE WILL PAY!!!

(PS) seeing that none of you can take a joke.. I laugh at your pitty pitty lives.
 
Originally posted by Ribannah
While the Jaguar Warrior is, of course, a Maya unit, not Aztec at all.

Sure about that?

According to my history books, the Order of the Jaguar was one of the two most prestigeous Warrior Orders of the Aztec empire (the other being the Order of the Eagle).
 
have you played that aztek AOE2 campain?
...jaguar warrior of tenochitlan.
 
According to Age of Empires II The Conquerors Jaguar Warriors are mayan
 
I have a book right in front of me about aztecs. The two highest aztec warrior classes where the Eagle Knights and the Jaguar Warriors. Some background info about them is that they carried rounded wood shields, and used clubs with sharp chunks of obisdian out of them, Eagle warriors wore feathers on them and helmets shaped like an eagle with it's mouth open and Jaguar warriors wore jaguar skins on them. Their armour was a cotton vest which was about two fingers thick and was effective against spanish arrows (the Spanish liked it so much that they started using them for armour instead of their usual chain-mail) aztecs warriors where trained at about 10 and a requirement to go up in the military standings weas to capture enemy warriors alive for sacrifices, so most mesoamerican battles had very little killing in them.
 
Originally posted by Ribannah
While the Jaguar Warrior is, of course, a Maya unit, not Aztec at all.

It was Aztec, I'm sure. I live twenty minutes away from the ruins of the main temple of Tenochtitlan, and it has two annex buildings, one for the Order of the Eagle Warriors and the other one.... guess for who?

Also, the Mayas were not really militaristic.
 
My soul is worth more then the aztec empire. Therefore i am immune to "Montezuma's Revenge" water.
Also, i like playin with the aztecs on civ3 ;) they rock
 
Originally posted by Montezuma419
So did shaka put you up to this? DAMN THAT SHAKA AND HIS ZULU's HE WILL PAY!!!

(PS) seeing that none of you can take a joke.. I laugh at your pitty pitty lives.

His derangement is a peculiar one. Most mental distorted impersonating Montezuma have a grudge against Cortez' and the likes. A fix on Zulu's is quite rare.
:D
 
Originally posted by Montezuma419
So ole Cortez thinks he can just take over my hole AZTEC civilization?... I guess he did not see our Jaguar Warriors. Yah well they say he has these "wild beasts" which their men use to ride into combat, but really can those wild beasts stop 30000 Aztec Jaguar warriors I think not. History seems to argue with me however, but I thought you should kow the true facts we killed all the Spanish raiders under Cortez and we control all of South America... soon the WORLD. Those Spainish just HIT THE FIRCKEN FLOOR WHEN THEY SAW THE MIGHT OF MY JAGUAR WARRIORS! I DARE ANY CIVILIZATION TO STAND BEFORE US!!!! Did I mention how jaguar warriors can fly and have super laser vision. Can you stop that? CAN YOU?!?!?! nooo u can't so just don't mess with the Aztec's... SO far we have slaughtered those Zulu f00ls, Those damn puny french, the Mongols, the Spanish... ooh and we are not done.... MARK MY WORD, THE JAGUAR WARRIORS OF TENOCTICLAN WILL TEAR THE SOUL'S OUT OF OUR ENEMIES.

huh?
 
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