Best Signatures (and one im trying to remember)

[Sixchan]

One I liked:

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Furhur. - Adolf Hitler
One world, one net, one program. - Internet Explorer advert.

 

[Xeven the God]

I like this one:

'Death awaits us all...with big nasty pointy teeth.'

I don't know who it is from or even if I got the wording right.
Oh, and I like DarkShade's

'History is on our side. We will bury you.'

 

[H Tower]

mainly i use things that people say about me in my sig. like the quotes that a certain poster over at poly said

"leaders of rouge nations like Canada or Britain are concerned ONLY about the politics of this operation"-Wiglaf.
"H Tower, screw you very much. You are officially an idiot. "-Wiggy

"tell H Tower to post his communist manifesto conversation with himself on some other twisted message board and leaved the "uninitiated" so to speak alone." -Wiglaf to Imran

i know they aren't nice things to say, but the fact that this poster disagrees with me raises my standing with everyone else

 

[PinkyGen]

Originally posted by Xeven the God
I like this one:

'Death awaits us all...with big nasty pointy teeth.'
'History is on our side. We will bury you.'

Heh, the top is another wonderful Holy Grail quote with the killer bunny.
As for the bottom quote, I believe a large shoe was involved as well.

 

[Ren]

Originally posted by PinkyGen
I believe a large shoe was involved as well.

*scratches head*




How about this one?

My d*** is so big, that popcorn comes in large. extra large and my d***
-Drew Carey

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[TimTheEnchanter]

Originally posted by Xeven the God
I like this one:

'Death awaits us all...with big nasty pointy teeth.'

I don't know who it is from or even if I got the wording right.

Originally posted by duke o' york
I also like Tim the Enchanter's "There are some who call me..... Tim".

Geez guys, I didn't know you cared
I haven't used the " ...Tim" sig in months. Good to see I made an impression. Thanks!

I use this one on another site:

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." - Woody Allen

But my favorite one that I've seen (not here, i don't think) goes something like this:
"There are two simple rules that you can follow to guarantee success in everything you do:
1) Don't tell people everything you know."

 

[stormerne]

Originally posted by duke o' york
For the oldies here, Stormerne's animated sea eagle was a pretty good sig.

Why thank you Duke. Mais, malheureusement, ceci n'est pas une sig.

 

[BlueMonday]

Mustn't forget my oldie:

 

[allan]

"ALL YOUR HASH ARE BELONG TO ME"

I believe that one's Scorch's....

 

[Mikoyan]

Originally posted by Xeven the God
I like this one:

'Death awaits us all...with big nasty pointy teeth.'

I don't know who it is from or even if I got the wording right.
Oh, and I like DarkShade's

'History is on our side. We will bury you.'

Yes, but he really should add 'and you will sell us the shovel'!

 

[PinkyGen]

Originally posted by ren


"I believe a large shoe was involved as well"

*scratches head*


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A large shoe being banged on a table, if I remember correctly. (Of course, I wasn't alive then).

 

[Ren]

Originally posted by PinkyGen


A large shoe being banged on a table, if I remember correctly. (Of course, I wasn't alive then).

Oh....Erm.....Uhhh.....Ok then...

I cant remember where I saw it, but: "Sometimes I feel like a 20 year old, but there's never one around..."