Best Signatures (and one im trying to remember)

Do you like signature quotes in forums and/or email?

  • Yes, I like them.

    Votes: 25 86.2%
  • Only the realy good ones.

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • No, I dont like them.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    29

Joben

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Hey thought it might be a cool idea for peeps to share what the funnyiest and/or most profound signatures they have seen on the net


Also im trying to find the exact wording of one i saw in this forum a while ago.
It was something from someone at nintendo saying how vidieo games didnt affect us ask kids cause if they had we would all be hanging out in darkened rooms eating 'magic pills' and listening to repetative electronic music.
(it was a refrance to Pac-man in case you missed that. The joke was that the
things she said we WERNT doing described a 'rave' exactly.)
so anyone know what the exact words to that are or what CivFanatic member has that in his signature?
 

EmperorSnefix

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"People say kids are influenced by video games. I don't believe that. If they were we would have an entire generation of kids eating small pills while living in dark rooms with cruddy electronic music playing."

I might be off on a couple words but that was basically what it sounded like. I don't know who to give the credit to for writing it though. By the way, I think it is partially cool the way you quote a minor character(Azala) from the best RPG SNES game(Chrono Trigger) in your signature.
 

damunzy

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Oh man, I should remember this as I complemented the guy/gal on his/her sig!
And of course I like them, voted yes. I don't do any quotes myself as I have agendas to reach and preach!
 

dannyevilcat

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"People say kids are influenced by video games. I don't believe that. If they were we would have an entire generation of kids eating small pills while living in dark rooms with cruddy electronic music playing."

Hehehe. Yeah I like that one too. I also liked the one that began with: "What really happened was..." and then goes off into some nonsensical speel I don't remember now. I think it mentioned a Phalanx...?
 

Becka

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I love signatures, but I have forgotten all the witty ones I know, regretably. :( But I'll remember them some day.
 

Whiskey Priest

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I think this was on civfanatics:

Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like no one is watching, F*** like your being filmed
 

Becka

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Originally posted by Whiskey Priest
I think this was on civfanatics:

Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like no one is watching, F*** like your being filmed

I think that was/is animepornstar's signature.
 

Ren

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A good one I saw at Video Game Chat:

Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Etc, etc...It went on for about half a page :goodjob:
 
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Originally posted by Whiskey Priest
I think this was on civfanatics:

Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like no one is watching, F*** like your being filmed

yes, that was mine, but i growed tired of it. nice however, to hear that somebody liked it. now i have a quote from a the strokes song.
 
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Originally posted by duke o' york
I like the one with the alternative pronunciation of potato, but whoever has this in their sig has either changed it or never comes here very often. :(

i think it was goodbye_mr_bond´s sign.
 

Knowltok

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Don't remember where I saw this, but:

Give a man a fire and you will keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

That one just cracks me up. Which is further proof of what a sick and twisted **** I am:satan:
 

CornMaster

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Originally posted by ren
A good one I saw at Video Game Chat:

Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Etc, etc...It went on for about half a page :goodjob:

LOL!!!!
 

VoodooAce

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I like PaleHorse's link to 'All you base are belong to us".

More entertainment for my time than any of the others....

I like the clown one, too.
 

Becka

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I remembered a relatively good one from another forum: "Of course I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable." ;)
 

damunzy

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This is one from Arturick from Wizard of the Coast D&D forums:
To an annoying person:
"What am I doing with this shovel? *WHAM* *dig dig dig*"
 
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