Celebrity Cabinets

[amadeus]

Okay, just before I post, I'm just saying this post should be a just kind of a joke, not a [name]-bashing session.

So, if you could pick "celebrities" (radio personalities, film stars, musicians, etc.) to fill in your government's positions, what would they be?

My Virtual "Celebrity" Cabinet:

President: Tom Bernard (KQRS Morning Show, Minneapolis-St. Paul)
Vice-President: Don Rickles
Secretary of State: Don Imus
Secretary of Defense: John Wayne
Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair: Michael J. Fox
Ambassador to the UN: Eddie Murphy
Attorney General: John Lithgow
Secretary of Treasury: Groucho Marx
Secretary of Education: Ringo Starr
Secretary of Transportation: Shepard Smith (FOX News)
Secretary of Health + Human Services: Elvis Presley
National Security Advisor: Clint Eastwood

Well, that's about all I can think of right now.

 

[FearlessLeader2]

My Virtual "Celebrity" Cabinet:

President: Heather Graham. No one would ever say no to her.
Vice-President: William H. Macy. Seems like a really decent guy.
Secretary of State: Sam Kinnison. He won't put up with any nonsense.
Secretary of Defense: George Peppard (Hannibal Smith of the A-Team)
Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair: Slim Pickens (Cause he knows what a nuke is good for, using.)
Ambassador to the UN: Wouldn't have one, the UN is a waste of time.
Attorney General: Catherine Bell (JAG Rules!)
Secretary of Treasury: Bill Gates. (Hey, we're playing for keeps.)
Secretary of Education: Dennis Leary (I can't think of anyone I'
d rather have in charge of education than someone is isn't full of crap. Dennis Leary is not full of crap, so he's my man.)
Secretary of Transportation: Rusty Wallace
Secretary of Health + Human Services: Position will be consolidated into Surgeon General's job. SG will be the top graduate of that year's John's Hopkins School of Medicine.
National Security Advisor: Alec Baldwin

 

[Ohwell]

Cabinet? Pheh. I don't need a cabinet, I am already a celebrity!

But anyway, here it is

President- Me
Secretary of Treasury- Donald Trump
Defense- Not a clue, John Wayne was mine
Can't name anyone esle

 

[amadeus]

Originally posted by FearlessLeader2
My Virtual "Celebrity" Cabinet:

Secretary of Defense: George Peppard (Hannibal Smith of the A-Team)

LOL! I love the A-Team, and I didn't even think of that.

How about Dirk Benedict being the director of the CIA?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Interesting Notion:

President: Ed O'Neill
First Lady: Taylor Hanson (she would look lovely in a dress )
VP: Max Von Sydow
SecState: Robert DeNiro (You talking to me, Schroder?)
SecDef: Christopher Lee (dressed in cape et al, avec fangs)
Chair JCS: Russell Crowe as Hando
NSA: Dr Strangelove (Peter Sellers)
AG: Gregory Peck
UN: Donald Sutherland (in his role from Kelly's Heros...)
DCI: Harrison Ford/ Jack Ryan, with Chuck Norris in black ops
DFBI: Clint Eastwood
SecTres: Tony Soprano/ James Gandolfini
SecEd: Stephen Fry
SecTrans: Arlo Guthrie (significance of the pickle...)
Surgeon General: Dr. Nick Riviera
Court Jester: Tom Clancy
SecHealth: Robert Downey Jnr
SecWithout Portfolio: Robert Redford and Martin Sheen

 

[Mikoyan]

Emperor: Me, of course
Military Mastermind: Robert Carlyle
Domestic Advisor: Jim Morrison
Foreign Advisor: Eric Idle
Court Archwizard: Sean Connery
Court Jesters: Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson, John Cleese
Keeper of the Treasury: Mr. T

That's it.
For Now.

 

[ComradeDavo]

heh, great thread rmsharpe

Diety, sumpreme ruler, head of armed forces:Me, Davo!
2nd in command:Octumus Prime (Transformers anyone? )
Defense sectatary:Trotsky
Chancellor:Che Guevera
Home secatary:Cid (the one from Final Fantasy 8)
Minister for domestic affairs:Karl Marx
Minister for Education: Tom Morrelo (Rage against the Machine)
Minister for Health:Sarah Miechelle Gellar
Minister for Sport:Bobby Charlton
Minister for Transport:Harrison Ford
Foreign Minister:Anna Kournikva