Cheesy pick-up lines

[china444]

Originally posted by Lord_all_Mighty
Hello, is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants.

BEST. ONE. YET.

 

[Dboating]

Want to go have pizza and make love? No? You don't like Pizza?

 

[Dboating]

Hello my name is (your name here), remember that, you'll be screaming it later!

 

[Porn*]

Walk up 2 a woman and repeat the following...
"grap your bag (handbag)...cause you've scored"
wrks like a charm...

 

[hbdragon88]

Ahh, now there's a cheesy pick-up:

 

[Beserker]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
Have you lost your virginity? Can i have the box it came in?

Got those of the internet..

 

[Beserker]

Yet more,
I've lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
Im an organ donor, and i think i may have the organ you need.
Nice dress, can i talk you out of it?
Stand Back, I'm a doctor! You get an ambulance, i'll lossen her clothes!

 

[Pillager]

Some of these are excellent.

Although, no-one has yet said "Do you come here often?"

 

[Dell19]

Hi, um... er... *runs off and hides*

 

[allhailIndia]

baby lets cut the chitty chitty and go straight to the bang bang

 

[allhailIndia]

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

 

[Sanscizo]

Listen luv, you're extremely ugly and I'm desperate, so I'll give you a packet of Quavers if you give me a shag.

 

[Beserker]

1) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
2)I'd love to be a bar of soap in your shower
3)Hi, Im Big Brother, and ive been watching you!
4)Im sorry, Im an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.

 

[Sanscizo]

GET IN ME TROUSERS!

When I turn on the charm no woman can resist.

 

[Beserker]

1)Im new in town, can you give me directions to your place?

 

[CivCube]

hbdragon88, with your cheese and my pick-up, it'll...go places.

 

[Sanscizo]

You look old enough to be my mother, but that's a good thing because I found my mother extremely attractive, infact I did it with her four times, you wanna shag me now?

Eloquence.

 

[CivCube]

- Do you believe in God? You gave birth to him, after all.

- Just believe me when I say that I'm a lesbian in a man's body.

 

[Lord_all_Mighty]

Do you eat a lot Lucky Charms? Cuz you look magically delicous!

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?

Hello my name is ______, but you can just call me tonight!

 

[Gobbledeygook]

Originally posted by Sanscizo
Listen luv, you're extremely ugly and I'm desperate, so I'll give you a packet of Quavers if you give me a shag.

Tried and tested by me!!!

(It Worked...)