Cheesy pick-up lines

[Chain n' Axe]

Youe must have magnets in ur pants cause i'm atracted to you

go up to a woman at a party with a bowl of dates and ask them "Would you like a date?" if they answer yes reply "Ok how about friday at 8:00

 

[CivCynic]

Is your name Maggie cuz you are a very powerful Magnet.
If you can't decide what to wear, I can surely help you there . . .
You must be a naughty girl cuz God took your wings off.

 

[CruddyLeper]

"Do you have any Scouser in you? Would you like some?"

(Scouse = Liverpudlian, so New Yorker, European, or any other "I come from here" word will do).

"I would never slap you around the face... with my hand."

 

[Darth_Pugwash]

Hello. I am a love making machine from the future sent back in time to change the fate of one lucky lady...

 

[napoleon526]

If I could change the alphabet, i'd put "U" and "I" together.

 

[Japanrocks12]

i see a roaring fire *kisses* it burns deep within me *kisses*

 

[KingWilly]

Cheesy pick up line #1

Do you like Edam or Swiss?

 

[zippy]

Want to go halves on a Bastard?

 

[Smaasnekje]

Want to ****?

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Taken from some Romanian site. Some are probably translations from English. Here they are translated back


May I have a picture of you so that I know what to ask Santa for Christmas?

I had a bad day and the smile of a pretty girl always cheers me up. Smile for me !

What a nice dog. I wonder what his phone number is...

Did we go to different schools together?

I'm sorry, I just noticed you haven't noticed me !

Call the police. It's illegal to look so good !

You have stolen my heart. Not to worry, I have a spare one in the fridge

Hi, can I buy you a car?

Be different, say YES !

No, I'm not drunk, I'm just dazed from you.

You: You look just like my second wife.
She: How many times have you been married?
You: Once.

I followed you home. Will you keep me?

Nice skirt. May I have it?

Your body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

(more to follow)

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by napoleon526
If I could change the alphabet, i'd put "U" and "I" together.

I think that is the cheesiest ever.

I've learned alot, but most of them are dirty...

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by Aphex_Twin
What a nice dog. I wonder what his phone number is...

Is that calling your date a dog? Or is the writer attracted to dogs?

 

[Mojotronica]

Care to share a condom?

 

[Xen]

Sorry to say, but those were kinda...kuh-putz....

now, learn from a master of the pickup line, both good, and bad, just how its done.....

-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
-Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
-Hey baby,should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
-Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
-Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. (my real name isnt Doug though....)
-Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
-hey, it's not my fault I just fell in love. You're the one who tripped me
-So, you're a girl huh?

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Originally posted by cgannon64


Is that calling your date a dog? Or is the writer attracted to dogs?

That's just something to make conversation, after you have gone through some of the other pick-up lines.

Edit: But you are free to interpret it as you like it

 

[Japanrocks12]

oh come on, u guys can do better...

1. Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
4. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
5. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
6. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
7. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
8. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
9. Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
10. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
11. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
13. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
14. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
15. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
16. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
17. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
18. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
19. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
20. Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!

 

[Japanrocks12]

Originally posted by Xen

I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

 

[CrackedCrystal]

- You must be a Gemini because I love your twins!

- You must be wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world

- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

And of course my personal favorite....

- I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

 

[Japher]

Sorry if some of these have already been mentioned.

-I'm like a bear skin rug, all you got to do is lay me...

-I've got the 'f', the 'c', and the 'k', now all I need is you...

-That's a nice shirt, it'll look even better on my bedroom floor...

-If I told you had a nice body would you hold it agains me...

-Heaven must be crying to have lost such angel...