Chuck Norris in Civ4

Interesting question - If two Chuck Norris units faced each other, who would win?
 
they would both loose, one would roundhouse kick clockwise while theother counter-clockwise killing them both.
 
BCLG100 said:
OMG will people stop with the chuck norris already!
I wouldnt say that if I was you. Do you realy want the rath of chuck norris? No. You don't. If you did you wouldnt for very long cause he would quickly give you a round house kick to the face that you wouldnt survive.
 
SuperBeaverInc. said:
Interesting question - If two Chuck Norris units faced each other, who would win?
This isn't interesting at all. They would see eachother and immidiately have sex with each other. Because it is a well known fact that nothing is more attractive then a chuck Norris. That is accept 2 Chuck norrises haveing sex. After they had sex the would decided that one of them should stand on teh other shoulders to make a SUPER CHUCK NORRIS. They then get into an argument over who will be on the bottum when the simultaniously round house kick eachother with an impact so hard that the universe collapses. Levaing only God and Chuck Norris. And I shouldnt have to tell you who will win that fight.
 
I fail to see how this whole 'Chuck Norris on the internet thing' is supposed to be funny.
 
I fail to see how this whole 'Chuck Norris on the internet thing' is supposed to be funny.

Actually it's all about nonsense.

It's not very difficult to realize that ;)
 
This "Chuck Norris" stuff was never funny. And now it's been going on for a long time, and it's getting more and more annoying every second. I thought I'd be safe from it on a Civ forum, but nope, might as well be playing World of Warcraft and actually leaving general chat on.

Seriously -- give it up already.
 
neriana said:
This "Chuck Norris" stuff was never funny. And now it's been going on for a long time, and it's getting more and more annoying every second. I thought I'd be safe from it on a Civ forum, but nope, might as well be playing World of Warcraft and actually leaving general chat on.

Seriously -- give it up already.

Heh, my thoughts exactly. Worse then the entire Leeroy Jenkins fiasco.
 
Who is Chuck Norris, why does he have all these strange fanatics and why did they come up with this strange way of worshipping him?
I've never even heard the name before.
 
SuperBeaverInc. said:
Interesting question - If two Chuck Norris units faced each other, who would win?

The question, "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.

Nothing happens.
 
In other forums there have been several annoying fads such as "Peach Cobla", "In my pants", replace names with food or location, insults between game characters, and other passing fads.
Since I heard of a Chuck Norris fact on Comedy Central, it is already being abused and will lose popularity.
 
- Mary had a little lamb. Vin Diesel ate them both.

- Vin Diesel was a math teacher for 3 weeks at a highschool, but had to leave when everyone at the school became pregneant just by the sheer sex force of him explaining the quadratic equation.

- Green Day had to walk the lonely road because they were carjacked by Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel Facts will never get old. No matter who uses them.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/
 
EdwardTking said:
Well the way Bush and the neocons behave, I can almost
see Arnie leading California to declare independence?

My point exactly!
 
Sid the Lucid said:
Realizing it and finding it funny are two different things...

Ah yes. I totally concur with you. I've already reached to step to know it's nonsense. It isn't funny at all to me.

But hey, that's what jokes are about. There's no one that finds everything funny.

At least for me it's very funny what people can laugh about. :ar15: :lol:
 
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