Sort of a subthread to the "you know you've been playing Civ3 too much when..." threads.
Some lines you find yourself wishing were clickable -- or actually saying to the monitor, not that I would ever do that of course -- when the AI civs are getting on your nerves.
Classic example being when they make one of those idiot trade offers, e.g. Monarchy for Theory of Gravity AND 200 gold.
1. "Gladly, as long as you also allow me a few pulls off that CRACK PIPE you're obviously enjoying a great deal."
2. "Gosh, I couldn't take advantage of you like that. Let me throw in a city and five Singularity Garrisons from SMAC."
3. "Wow! Does this mean you might even trade... DESPOTISM?!?"
4. "What a strange reaction you have to jungle disease."
Any more?
Some lines you find yourself wishing were clickable -- or actually saying to the monitor, not that I would ever do that of course -- when the AI civs are getting on your nerves.
Classic example being when they make one of those idiot trade offers, e.g. Monarchy for Theory of Gravity AND 200 gold.
1. "Gladly, as long as you also allow me a few pulls off that CRACK PIPE you're obviously enjoying a great deal."
2. "Gosh, I couldn't take advantage of you like that. Let me throw in a city and five Singularity Garrisons from SMAC."
3. "Wow! Does this mean you might even trade... DESPOTISM?!?"
4. "What a strange reaction you have to jungle disease."
Any more?