670 BC: Researched Rep, sold for Constr and entered MA. Got Engineering as freebie. Began govt switch and received 8 turns of anarchy.
530: Tashkent is deposed by Korea while in anarchy!
490: Bamian is deposed by China while STILL in anarchy!
390: Researching Invention for Leos. Ive been prebuilding for it, but can never count how long it will take to learn techs, so I didnt start soon enough. I lost Leos in 250BC by about five turns.
150 BC: Its evident by now that I cant keep tech parity by researching and trading. Turned off research. Making 118 gpt.
70 AD: Finally have enough to buy Gunpowder. None is in my territory! Ill have to fight for it. There are four possibilities:
NW- Russian. These towns would fit into my empire better, being on the coast, but they have a strong military.
WSW- Korea (yes, they jumped one settler passed me). Koreas town was in the middle of the desert, unsupportable by them, but would be almost as bad for me.
S- India. Theyd have to march their war oliphants through lots of jungle to reach me, but the town would be sandwiched between Persia/India/China. Can you say culture flip? Again?
ENE- China. I could easily pillage their sole sources of saltpeter, iron, and horses. But their army is stronger than mine (Riders vs Horsemen) and I feared I couldnt weather the initial storm.
Decisions, decisions. I had some time to contemplate because I needed to build more units. I obviously could have expanded better. Just not sure how @ Deity.
130 AD: When in doubt, attack the little guy. I declare war on Korea.
210 AD: Took 4 towns (including my old deposed one). Found out (in forums) that the cost of upgrading has increased with C3C.

No Leos.
260: Eastern city (Asterbad) deposed by China! Have been building temples and libraries in border towns to help boost culture, but its not enough.
330: Wealthiest Nation. Whoopee! For all the good it does me. Im several techs behind and their costs are outrageous.
370: Byz lands one Ancient Cav on Northern coast next to a city defended by a warrior. I cant get any units there in time, so I trade 70gpt for Metallurgy. I figure Ill retake the town next turn. Sure enough, Byz declares war and takes city. Then razes it! Well, Ill fix her.
380: Kill the Ancient Cav and drag his stinking corpse through the cities of my glorious empire. No one razes our towns! I also sign an alliance with Persia and China against Byz. This started a whole slew of alliances vs Byz. Only Arabia remained at peace w/ Byz. From this time until the end of the game, virtually every civ was allied with someone against everyone else. The F4 screen would continually be a mass of solid and dashed red lines.
450: Havent heard anything from Byz until now, when they land an 8-stack of AC and MI on north shore. Easily destroyed. Bought Mil Trad for Incense, World Map, and $1565. May as well spend that much since I wont be buying any more techs and cant afford to upgrade my horse units.
460: Arabs and Byz ally vs China. Byz signs peace with me and even pays 7gt. Yeah I had her shaking in her slippers alright. Im at peace w/ all now.
550: Ive been s-l-o-w-l-y building Sipahis, waiting for the proper time to strike China. Everyone is in the Industrial Age except me (dont laugh too hard). I figure I better attack now before they have railroads everywhere. I declare war on China and pillage their sole source of saltpeter, iron, and horses.
680: I make peace with China. The war was rather inconclusive. I took/razed several towns, but they could still out produce me. By the time my units had full health and ready to attack another town, a whole stack of muskets, pikes, and MI would show up. Korea also declared war on us this year, but Im not worried. Theyre actually more pathetic than my empire.
720: Played a strictly defensive war with Korea. I would have lost any towns by culture flip anyway since they were squeezed between China and India. I sued for peace after repelling several attacks.
840: Im falling further and further behind in tech, but cant afford to buy any. Im so far behind I cant trade anything I have. Had to start researching again. Im 3 turns from having Physics- and just saw a stack of Persian Infantry! Alright, go ahead and laugh.
890: I new it was just a matter of time, and it finally happened this year. Persia declares war on us. Russia has MPP w/ Persia, so they declare as well.
930: Its a slow, agonizing death. The only redemption is that Im making Persia pay a fairly high price. All cities are in flames. For some reason they dont like it when were losing a war.
1060 AD: Capitol finally falls. Game over. Score: 1848, a few points ahead of Korea. At least I wasn't dead last in the game.
Entry class: Conquest
Game status: Conquest Loss
Game date: 1060 AD
Firaxis score: 1849
Jason score: 644
Time played: 23:01:26
Ha! Beat that, losers! I'm a shoe-in for last place. Just imagine: My first ever XOTM game and I'm gonna get an award.
Lessons learned:
1. Go back to Chieftain
2. Ill get em next time
3. I look lovely
4. I dont have to mow my lawn after losing
In all seriousness, Id be more than happy to listen to any advice from successful Deity players.