Note: Spelling is meant to be wrong. In True Gobo Fashion. I played a random map. Pics will be in next post as im not entirely sure how to post them without attaching them
The Goblin Chronicles. Chapter One
Da Beggining
In -2000 Ic Da goblin Peoples joined togeder in da and of frendship. Founding da city of gunbad. De wisemen of da tribe decided to pursue better ways to fump people. Soon da pitiful Snotlings were organised into an exploration force.
Soon dey discovered and fumped some ruins. They managed to fump farming out of the walls. And became a little bit more inteleegant. After this da great culture of the Gobbo city Gunbad expanded. More snotlings formed up to become a defense force. Plans started to form in da minds of da great lord to settle in another land and expand da ability of da gobbos to fump people. In -1575 we met da backward Indic people.
In -1300 We fumped maps out of some more ruins. Our first settler was moving to a perfect loacation and a new snotlign was made so dat we could find some more peeps to fump. Da city of Ugbad was formed near some wheat. Already de great gobo lord Dork Redeye was forming another settler group to counta de foolish Indics.
In -1025 we ad formed our next settler groupt and our capital was on its way to building anoder.
In -1000 Ic a strange man came with a book of de most advanced people of da world. Strangely we wernt dere, so we had him fumped.
In -950 da city of Dolun was built near some sheep which were fumped.
In -900 da people of ugbad revolted we wondered why dey were saying dey were revolting so we just fumped em.
In -850 Ic our smart people found out da secrets of Warrior Code. And started working out how tofump people from affar.
In -800 we traded domestication and 16 gold for mysticism off da Ind. Dork dinks this if not right so begins plans for da fumping of Mister Ind. In -750 we disturbed da dead (Barbarians). De snotlings Fell down laughing as de skeletons showed us party tricks including how dey could do a 360 with der head. While dey were doing part tricks our sneaky snotling broders snuck up on dem and fumped em.
In -600 de cities of Ruglud and Bogrot were formed
We also met the stuck up forward thinking Tileans. Who refused to give da secrets of mining even wen we offered dem money.
Da people of Ugbad revolted again so we fumped em. We as Fumped sum Dead people
In -375 we continued to fump de skeles.
In -325 one of our snotlings got fumped.
In -300 de other one got fumped on de ed De people o Gunbad became revolted so we fumped em too. After dis Inceedent de culture expanded.
In -125 de city of Durgob was built.
In -100 de city of Wortrung was built de people of Ugbad got revolted again so guess wat we fumped em.
In -50 we discovered Balistics so dat we culd fump de enemy from afar.Through sum careful negotiations we got Mining of de Indics for Ballistics and started looking into pottery so we could make pretty pots.
In 1 Ic another man came and told us about de most happy nations in de world. We werent there so we fumped im.
De world of 1Ic. You cant see 3 cities.
Coming soon Chapter 2.
The Goblin Chronicles. Chapter One
Da Beggining
In -2000 Ic Da goblin Peoples joined togeder in da and of frendship. Founding da city of gunbad. De wisemen of da tribe decided to pursue better ways to fump people. Soon da pitiful Snotlings were organised into an exploration force.
Soon dey discovered and fumped some ruins. They managed to fump farming out of the walls. And became a little bit more inteleegant. After this da great culture of the Gobbo city Gunbad expanded. More snotlings formed up to become a defense force. Plans started to form in da minds of da great lord to settle in another land and expand da ability of da gobbos to fump people. In -1575 we met da backward Indic people.
In -1300 We fumped maps out of some more ruins. Our first settler was moving to a perfect loacation and a new snotlign was made so dat we could find some more peeps to fump. Da city of Ugbad was formed near some wheat. Already de great gobo lord Dork Redeye was forming another settler group to counta de foolish Indics.
In -1025 we ad formed our next settler groupt and our capital was on its way to building anoder.
In -1000 Ic a strange man came with a book of de most advanced people of da world. Strangely we wernt dere, so we had him fumped.
In -950 da city of Dolun was built near some sheep which were fumped.
In -900 da people of ugbad revolted we wondered why dey were saying dey were revolting so we just fumped em.
In -850 Ic our smart people found out da secrets of Warrior Code. And started working out how tofump people from affar.
In -800 we traded domestication and 16 gold for mysticism off da Ind. Dork dinks this if not right so begins plans for da fumping of Mister Ind. In -750 we disturbed da dead (Barbarians). De snotlings Fell down laughing as de skeletons showed us party tricks including how dey could do a 360 with der head. While dey were doing part tricks our sneaky snotling broders snuck up on dem and fumped em.
In -600 de cities of Ruglud and Bogrot were formed
We also met the stuck up forward thinking Tileans. Who refused to give da secrets of mining even wen we offered dem money.
Da people of Ugbad revolted again so we fumped em. We as Fumped sum Dead people
In -375 we continued to fump de skeles.
In -325 one of our snotlings got fumped.
In -300 de other one got fumped on de ed De people o Gunbad became revolted so we fumped em too. After dis Inceedent de culture expanded.
In -125 de city of Durgob was built.
In -100 de city of Wortrung was built de people of Ugbad got revolted again so guess wat we fumped em.
In -50 we discovered Balistics so dat we culd fump de enemy from afar.Through sum careful negotiations we got Mining of de Indics for Ballistics and started looking into pottery so we could make pretty pots.
In 1 Ic another man came and told us about de most happy nations in de world. We werent there so we fumped im.
De world of 1Ic. You cant see 3 cities.
Coming soon Chapter 2.
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- just found this. Count me in as a reader. Some pictures would be nice, though - hope to maybe see some lotr-movie gobbos in a similar way as in blackadders story ("da gobbo timez" would really be a newspaper I'd love to read 
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