day of the barney

[stellar converter]

anyone read this? its a really funny story(quite long though). if you want it, i can email it to you.

 

[Dark X 101]

Oooo! E-mail it to me! NOW! Does barney die? I sure hope so

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[scorch]

why not just paste it here?

well my email address is davidjohnston@maxnet.co.nz anyway.

 

[stellar converter]

it is really big. about 200,000bytes; roughly 64 pages long. only mods can attach things, so i have to do it this way.

yes, barney dies.

 

[scorch]

hey dude!!! thats not fair!!! im not finished reading it yet.
man... this is a cool story.... im up to the bit were jeremy has just run away from Barney

 

[scorch]

**** man, your in trouble.....

this story is so ****ing crazy... i love it. Im gonnga get in trouble though, im only about 1/3 of the way throught, i have to send it to all my mategs.

**** its crazy.

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[scorch]

dooooode!!!2 that was the coolest story i have ever read!!!!

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[stellar converter]

Chapter Four: It's All Up To You!
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"Me?!" asks the reader with a shock. "Yes, you!! You schmuck!" retorts the
author.
"Didn't think Bill would do it all for you, did you? Now I know you
probably have better things to do than play the Barneystein patch for
Wolfenstein 3D -- like play Doom, or write a letter to Greg Kinnear and hope
it appears on his award winning show (and not in his award winning trash...),
or reboot your computer after Bill Kirby's Wolfedit program locks up after you
try to edit the vswap file for Blake Stone. But, let's face it, you can do all
that later, right? What you really want to do is kill Barney! Admit it!!! So
stop reading this thing, configure everything you want to configure in the
lovely, hand-crafted setup program included with the patch, and as that guy in
Space Hulk would say -- "Let the slaughter commence!!!!!"

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yes, its been a few years since i read it. maybe ill do that this weekend..

 

[scorch]

have you played barney doom? man its cool.

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[stellar converter]

i have only seen barneystein(patch/parody for wolfenstein 3D) being played. thats where i got that story.

reboot your computer after Bill Kirby's Wolfedit program locks up after you
try to edit the vswap file for Blake Stone.

i love that part.

[This message has been edited by stellar converter (edited June 15, 2001).]

 

[scorch]

stellare check your PM NOW!@!!!!

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[stellar converter]

consider it done.

 

[scorch]

heheh. when i get around to making a cool book, i'll add you.