Department of City Naming

How about Maxwell Smrt?

Some memorable Maxwell Smart quotes for ya...
Agent 99: You're not taking me on this assignment, are you, Max?
Maxwell Smart: No, I'm not.
Agent 99: But, Max, this is the biggest case that's ever been given to Control, it could mean the end of the world.
Maxwell Smart: If it's going to mean the end of the world, I want to make sure that you're all right

Agent 99: Max, what did you do?
Maxwell Smart: Just eliminated a Kaos agent.
Agent 99: Well, how could you be sure?
Maxwell Smart: Because, 99, my eagle eye picked out a few things that the ordinary person might not see. First of all, his sponge was absolutely filthy. Second, he was using horizontal strokes instead of vertical strokes. And finally, he was holding his squeegee with an overlapping lacrosse grip.
Agent 99: Besides, it's raining, and window washers don't work in the rain.
Maxwell Smart: I wasn't finished, 99.
Agent 99: Sorry, Max.
Maxwell Smart: Besides, it's raining, and window washers don't work in the rain.
Agent 99: Good thinking, Max.

Maxwell Smart: A warped barrel is a fool's frustration

KAOS Agent: Look, I'm a sportsman. I'll let you choose the way you want to die.
Maxwell Smart: All right, how about old age?

Maxwell Smart: There are no holidays in the fight against evil.
 
Whomp - what was Max Smart's agent number? We could use that as an inside joke/homage that nobody would figure out.

Or, in keeping with the stupid theme AND our desire to befuddle and confuse, we have a wide range of celebrities that could help us i.e. Jessica Simpsonville, or Bobby Browntown.
 
Agent 99 said it best about Maxwell Smart. "You're worth two 43s, 86."

bootilicious said:
Or, in keeping with the stupid theme AND our desire to befuddle and confuse, we have a wide range of celebrities that could help us i.e. Jessica Simpsonville, or Bobby Browntown
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That's why I liked Nikki Hilton Head. Though Paris Hilton Head is probably dumberer.
 
We could always name cities after each other. Those of us who have a history might get a glimmer, those who don't wouldn't have a clue. But of course, we need an "idiot academy" even if its just a fishing village...

daghdha's pound
whompin'
bookcellar with ethanol
kickbooti with kung fu fightin'
idiot's repose
beer butt chicken (one hell of a recipe)
idiots verbotten
krackers de graham
cone of silence
whatever the number of the agent who hid in trash cans
the name of the robot

give me free rein and nobody (including us) will have any idea where our 'good' cities are :crazyeye:
 
Admiral Kutzov said:
We could always name cities after each other. Those of us who have a history might get a glimmer, those who don't wouldn't have a clue. But of course, we need an "idiot academy" even if its just a fishing village...

whatever the number of the agent who hid in trash cans
the name of the robot

give me free rein and nobody (including us) will have any idea where our 'good' cities are :crazyeye:
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I can't take it. I knew this guy was supposed to be on this team for a reason!! :rotfl: ahh.....of course I'm dealing with full on 'slinger but...
 
Admiral Kutzov said:
We could always name cities after each other. Those of us who have a history might get a glimmer, those who don't wouldn't have a clue.
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Interesting idea! I recognize who some of them are, but no clue on others. I didn't see anything that looked like me there, but then you probably don't know me well enough, so I'll propose a city name for me. How about Cookie Jar, since a gma (grandma) should always have a full jar of cookies. (No, I'm not really very domestic. ;) )
 
We could also name cities after the other teams' members. It will improve our diplomatic relations.... :)
 
From the ancient tome of silly names:


Whompemall
Pentiumgom
IroquoisPliskendzad
SesnOfWthrwall
Darwin420Gallapagos
Bedestillincellar
Soul WarriorwithJerksauce
Sir Bugsynzchargeozlitebrigade
barbu1977afinevintage
Crakieandjax
Tubby Rower and the 40 idiots
Grille or dare
Daghdha hut
Melhisedekwtf
Ownmineallmine
Kickbootiwipeonwipeoff
Phiroxphoenix
gmaharrietwccdoughicecream
Admiral Kutzovchasedoffbyzmob
Nikodemussnipehunter
Observer (lurker): MeteorPunch the dinasaur killer
Artist: Mistfit - an artist and historian of great renown. BTW, I'm working up the nerve to request a new avatar. :)

:beer: - 'slinger's favorite food
 
Admiral, after reading your lists - you are the best :king:

I was off list for a day or so, but in catching up with recent events a new city name strikes me.

In keeping with the idiot theme, and in honor of an unnamed, seemingly time conscious individual I submit "Brainstem" as a city name.

There is a heartbeat and breathing, but higher-brain functions are notably and strikingly absent.

Okay, a goodyhut has been popped and released barbarians (my 4 year old and 15 month old are awake). I better go entertain the masses...
 
Pentium said:
Is Devolution a word? :)
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Indeed it is! It means something (someone? ) going backwards or regressing. I suppose senility might be a good example. ;)
 
Own said:
I think that's De-evolution.
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I think we're both correct, Own, but this is what I found for a definition of devolution:

Noun 1. devolution - the process of declining from a higher to a lower level of effective power or vitality or essential quality
degeneration
attack - the onset of a corrosive or destructive process (as by a chemical agent); "the film was sensitive to attack by acids"; "open to attack by the elements"
macular degeneration - degeneration of the cells of the macula lutea which results in blurred vision and can cause blindness; usually age-related
obsolescence - the process of becoming obsolete; falling into disuse or becoming out of date; "a policy of planned obsolescence"
process - a sustained phenomenon or one marked by gradual changes through a series of states; "events now in process"; "the process of calcification begins later for boys than for girls"
evolution, development - a process in which something passes by degrees to a different stage (especially a more advanced or mature stage); "the development of his ideas took many years"; "the evolution of Greek civilization"; "the slow development of her skill as a writer"
2. devolution - the delegation of authority (especially from a central to a regional government)
devolvement
governing, government activity, governance, government - the act of governing; exercising authority; "regulations for the governing of state prisons"; "he had considerable experience of government"
delegating, relegating, relegation, delegation, deputation - authorizing subordinates to make certain decisions


Way more than I'll bet you really wanted to know, huh? :lol:
 
We currently have six hundred and forty seven names for cities. If you don't believe me count them yourself. :mischief:

How should we pick the next city name?
Vote? Sounds like a lot of work for a bunch of simpletons.
Give it to one team member to name? Personally, I would do it this way. I would give it to Tubby for all his work or if he wanted he could gift his turn as tribute to one of us....because he can...
Just let Adm. K. and Kickbooti be in charge?
Tell Whomp to mind (his ;) ) Own's business?
Or name them after each other with a focus on simplicity,idiocy, grumpiness etc.?

I do think we need to name EVERYTHING! Kind of like Cheers, where everyone knows your name kind of thing.
 
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