Dann
Green bug
老公在外面有了外遇，被老婆偶然发现了......
　　(一
　　老婆一夜未睡。
　　第二天一起床，跑到丈夫单位大哭小叫，当众把丈夫和他那位年轻漂亮的“狐狸精”同事的丑事揭露出来，单位答应一定给予处分。
　　后来老公和她离婚了，离婚后一周就又和那位年轻妹妹结了婚。
　　这是个山东老婆。
　　(二
　　老婆一夜未睡。
　　第二天来到一家私人侦探社，甩下2000元，委托私家侦探收集花心丈夫出轨的所有证据。
　　过了一周，老公收到一张法院的传票，老婆起诉要离婚。
　　最后丈夫被判过错方，房子、家产尽归老婆。
　　这是个北京老婆。
　　(三
　　老婆一夜没睡。
　　第二天，老婆打扮得花枝招展，给初恋情人打了一个电话：喂，还记得我吗？我很寂寞，我今天晚上有空......
　　于是老公在外面继续潇洒，老婆在家里私会情人，井水不犯河水，相安无事。
　　这是个广东老婆。
　　(四
　　老婆一夜未睡。
　　第二天，老婆上午到美发店做个离子烫，下午做了个面膜，顺便到情趣商店买套性感内衣。晚上在家准备一个烛光晚餐，一共花费四百元。老公晚上回到家后，看到美丽性感的老婆，惊讶得嘴里可以放下一个鸡蛋，深悔自己有眼无珠。并发誓一辈子不会让老婆离开自己。
　　一周后，老婆写了一篇题为《我怎样留住了我得花心老公》的文章，并在杂志上发表，还得了五百元稿费。
　　这是个上海老婆。
　　(五
　　老婆一夜未睡。
　　第二天一起床，老婆把屋里收拾得干干净净，把丈夫的换洗衣服叠的整整齐齐，留了一张纸条，告诉丈夫按时吃药。于是回娘家了。
　　后来老公良心发现，到岳母家负荆请罪，请回了老婆，并发誓好好过日子。
　　这是个四川老婆。
　　(六
　　老婆一夜没睡。
　　第二天，老婆把家里的两把菜刀磨的雪亮，前胸、后背各掖一把，决定和丈夫摊牌。心里说：哼哼，我跟你不是鱼死就是网破。
　　后来老公乖乖和老婆回到家里。
　　这是个湖南老婆。
　　(七
　　老婆一夜没睡。
　　第二天，老婆哭着回到娘家，把这件事原原本本的告诉了自己的弟弟。弟弟喊上姑姑家的大哥、舅舅家的老弟。一人手里提着条木棍，在丈夫回家的路上等候......
　　后来鼻青脸肿的老公到法院提出离婚。经调解无效，法院判双方离婚，财产一认一半。并判老婆负担老公被打的医药费。
　　这是个东北老婆。
　　(八
　　老婆一夜没睡。
　　第二天一起床，老婆摞起袖子下厨房。平时一顿可以吃二两汤面加一张烧饼，今天做一斤汤面外加十张烧饼，并且一顿就消灭掉。
　　吃完以后，老婆摸着圆滚滚的肚皮，倒在床上放声大哭：这今后的日子可怎么过啊？依尔呦......
　　老公并没有因为外遇离婚，可是半年后提出离婚，理由是老婆胖的像一头猪......
　　这是个山西老婆。
　　(九
　　老婆一夜未睡。
　　第二天一起床，老婆把户口本、结婚证、房产证、存折藏了起来。并切断丈夫的一切经济来源，然后洋洋得意的对丈夫说：我看你拿什么来养那个狐狸精......我也不和你离婚，靠死你！
　　这是个......
　　MD，这不是我老婆吗？
Translation:
A wife accidentally discovered her husband's infidelity...
(1) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she went to her husband's place of work, made a scene and spilled the beans about her husban'd affair with his pretty young colleague for all to hear
The couple later divorced, and a week after that the ex-husband married his young, pretty mistress.
This is a wife from Shandong.
(2) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she went to a detective agency, and spent $2000 hiring them to capture incriminating evidence on her husband's affair.
A week after that her husband received a court summons. Her wife has filed for divorce.
Eventually the wife was judged as the aggrieved party, and gained the conjugal home plus other properties.
This is a wife from Beijing.
(3) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she dressed herself up, then called up an ex-flame: "Hi. Remember me? I'm lonely, and free tonight..."
And so the husband continued his merry ways outside, while the wife has her fun at home too.And they lived happily ever after.
This is a wife from Guangdong.
(4) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she went to a salon to have her hair done, then a facial at a spa in the afternoon. Then finally a trip to a lingerie shop. That night she prepared a candlelight dinner. (Total expense = $400.) Her husband was like
A week later she wrote an article called "How I recaptured my wayward husband" and it was accepted for publication in a magazine. She even earned $500 in the process.
This is a wife from Shanghai.
(5) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she cleaned the house to spotless perfection, cleaned and pressed all her husband's laundry, left a detailed note reminding him of his medication schedule, then left for her parents' home.
Her husband was so guilt-stricken he made the long trip to the in-laws' to apologize and invite her back.
This is a wife from Szechuan.
(6) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she sharpened two cleavers to duke it out with her husband, thinking: "If I can't have you nobody can!"
The husband has no choice but to meekly follow her home.
This is a wife from Hunan.
(7) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she went back to her parents' home, and told everything to her younger brother. The brother-in-law called up a cousin from here, a cousin from there, and armed with wooden sticks, the small posse all went to ambush him on his way home...
Later a severely beaten up husband went to court to file for divorce. The couple's property was split down the middle, with the wife ordered to pay for the husband's medical bills.
This is a wife from the northeast.
(8) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning first thing she did was go to the kitchen. Ordinarily she could eat a bowl of noodles and one pancake, but today she polished off five bowls of noodles and ten pancakes. In one sitting.
After that, rubbing her belly she went to bed to cry: "How to live on? Sob..."
The affair didn't result in divorce, but her husband did file for divorce about six months later. The reason? She had grown too fat...
This is a wife from Shanxi.
(9) The wife couldn't sleep that night.
The next morning she searched for all the important legal documents like National ID, Marriage Certificate, Deed of Property, savings passbook, etc. and hid them all, thus cutting off her husband's finances. Then she smugly says to her husband: "Let's see how you support your mistress now. And I won't divorce you either. Hah!"
This is...
Hey waittaminit, this is my wife!
awesome
Sounds funny.
