Disbarred, disgusted, disinterested and disintegrated.

onejayhawk

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Taking off Quasar's sig line:
A lawyer gets disbarred. Does that mean a

Meteorologist gets disgusted?
Banker gets disinterested?
Model gets disfigured?
Engineer gets disintegrated?
Realtor gets distracted?
Sigfied gets destRoyed?


Any others?

J
 
Originally posted by Perfection
A judge gets disrobed!
And here I thought he got distorted. or is that the plaitiff's attorney?

A manicurist gets defiled
An actor displayed and everyone knows
Beethoven decomposed.

J
 
Maybe a secretary could get defiled?
wait, that actually happens ON the job ...
 
A Mathematician getting a discount.
A moving person getting dislocated.
 
Originally posted by gozpel
A Mathematician getting a discount.

Nah. A mathemetician gets dysfunctional.

A painter gets discolored.
 
A sorceror gets disenchanted.
A druggie gets disjointed.
A musician gets disbanded.
A bride gets disavowed.
 
An ingenue can get disillusioned.
 
Actually an ingenue is actually a sweet young actress. I'm saying that she could get disillusioned by hollywood. Don't be bothered by my post. It's not that great. :blush:
 
Originally posted by Superevie
An ingenue can get disillusioned.
Perhaps she was a magician's assistant.

In any event:
Dry cleaners get depressed and depleted
English noble houses get delivery
Revolutionaries get deliberate
Students are degraded
Con men are defrauded
Coquets are decoyed
Chemists are debased
and right now I am decaffinated.

J
 
Originally posted by onejayhawk
Taking off Quasar's sig line:
A lawyer gets disbarred. Does that mean a

Meteorologist gets disgusted?
...
Any others?

J

I started a joke! :lol:

A marine gets disgruntled.
A banker gets distilled.
A seamstress gets dispatched.
An electrician gets discharged.
A lawyer could also get distorted.
 
Originally posted by Quasar1011
A marine gets disgruntled.
A seamstress gets dispatched.
An electrician gets discharged.
A lawyer could also get distorted.

Your marine is the best one yet.

On your others, I beg to differ. Tailors are dispatched. Defendants are discharged, or perhaps retorted. We already decided that a Judge is distorted. But we also know that

A Judge gets disappointed

A Quarterback is disarmed but
A skunk (or politician) is descent.

J

PS If I dont leave now, I will be desolate.
 
a liar gets deployed or perhaps relied
a parasite gets deloused
a musician gets disbanded
after the reconstruction, the south sought to disintegrate their schools.
a father gets desired. or does his son? :hmm:
but the mother can be made remiss if she gets a divorce
 
A conductor gets distrained.

A fashion-accessorized lady gets dispersed.

A rock-climber gets dismounted.
 
see picture.
 

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