Bobbtjoe
Emperor
There was an earthquake not just 20 seconds ago. A pretty big one too. I will try to make the OP atleast somewhat decent as the story progresses, but I wrote this literially seconds after the quake. 

What quake? (L.A fag here)
Wait what happened?
I live in the Southeast so therefor I did not feel itAn earthquake, are you serious that you didn't feel it either? I'm vacationing in Palm Springs, but that's not terribly far east. I mean, it's still in California.
Hopefully this one wasn't as bad as the Haiti one
Owen is in Santa Clara, near the bay area
Near the bay area? We're in the bay area!