Funniest Thing the AI Has Ever Said

[friedmad]

anyone seen any funny things that the AI says to you, in negotiation, at the end of the game, anywhere? I just came across my new favorite...the ony one that made me laugh


From Aztecs to English, English proposing a peace offer:

"Elizabeth, I have prayed to the gods for guidance on your offer. They recommend that I laugh heartily and drop you into a pit filled with scorpions."

 

[Civ3Lover]

That's funny!

 

[solarjetman]

I like when the AI offers to trade me mapmaking for my world map.

 

[Dinorius R.]

Just after I had brutally wiped out all other civs and achieved a conquest victory, my Foreign Advisor says, "You need to make more friends"

Maybe I should have had a cup of tea with the local Barbarians?

 

[benjdm]

A more complete list can be found in this thread:

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7412

 

[miltonfriedman]

Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.

Come on, everyone knows where that came from. Good one!

 

[Kanadees]

I once fought another civ cruelly, brutally and viciously over many years before wiping them out at great cost to myself. Yet after that, my Military Advisor kept referring to them as our friends. How do you make enemies of them?

 

[Blitzer]

after I threatened an enemy I got some thing like
"Your threats are as empty as your skull"

 

[Chingis Khan]

I think it was the russians who once told me something like, "Remove your soldior's from around XXXX city, the citizens are starting to complain about the smell!!!"
(Wasn't their fault, they were working hard all day conquering... *grumbles*)

 

[Zidane]

Once i told the Romans they should surrender because i was coming, Caesar's reply was "Come and get some!"