Funny Screenshots

[Artanis]

So ...,
here is my best startpos ever ..., and beside the most interesting!

monarch - huge continents - marathon
Washington gots 2 archers/1 settler and 1 worker!!

I destroyed him a few turns later by attacking his capital with three warriors ...

Dear sweet JEEBUS that's a lot of food!

 

[Tatran]

Collecting experience points...

 

[Memphus]

This is from the 1000 A.D. scenario:
Upon getting lost from his crusade and wandering in the Desert, My knight sees a mirage:
A lighthouse in the middle of the desert

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Some interesting culture going on. In 3 tiles you cross three civs.

 

[MarcAntiny]

My Castle is way better!

 

[RegentMan]

This is from the 1000 A.D. scenario:
Upon getting lost from his crusade and wandering in the Desert, My knight sees a mirage:
A lighthouse in the middle of the desert

From where I was sitting, it looks like the icon you get when you play Diablo II via open Battle.net and you enter a chat channel.

Perhaps it's just me.

 

[Nadin Bytefelt]

look my m axeman

 

[Tatran]

Not all barbarians like paganism.
(A marathon game on Noble.)

 

[eddie_verdde]

Has anyone ever noticed this?

This is an exacte quote from Elaine in one episode of "Seinfeld"


In that scene she's trying to make conversation with a Russian writer and she comes up with this crazy story that Tolstoi's "Peace and War" was initially supposed to be named: "War, what is it good for?" and then she goes: "I mean...war, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing...Unh!"

 

[RoboPig]

more short aquaduct images!

 

[MarcAntiny]

Has anyone ever noticed this?

This is an exacte quote from Elaine in one episode of "Seinfeld"


In that scene she's trying to make conversation with a Russian writer and she comes up with this crazy story that Tolstoi's "Peace and War" was initially supposed to be named: "War, what is it good for?" and then she goes: "I mean...war, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing...Unh!"

It's actually a quote from the song by the same name, "War" by Edwin Starr

 

[TripleGemini]

Has anyone ever noticed this?

This is an exacte quote from Elaine in one episode of "Seinfeld"


In that scene she's trying to make conversation with a Russian writer and she comes up with this crazy story that Tolstoi's "Peace and War" was initially supposed to be named: "War, what is it good for?" and then she goes: "I mean...war, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing...Unh!"

FYI/FWIW :

Well... she may have been parodying War and Peace... but the line itself is from the song "War!" originally recorded (as far as I can tell) by The Temptations though made popular by Edwin Starr.

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/edwin-starr-war-lyrics.html

[EDIT] I guess I shouldn't have looked up the URL... someone already beat me to this. lol

 

[Artanis]

Heh, Robopig, your screenshot also has Stonehenge cut in half by a wall

 

[eddie_verdde]

It's actually a quote from the song by the same name, "War" by Edwin Starr

FYI/FWIW :

Well... she may have been parodying War and Peace... but the line itself is from the song "War!" originally recorded (as far as I can tell) by The Temptations though made popular by Edwin Starr.

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/edwin-starr-war-lyrics.html

[EDIT] I guess I shouldn't have looked up the URL... someone already beat me to this. lol

I stand corrected...thanks for your posts

 

[KevinTMC]

Heh, Robopig, your screenshot also has Stonehenge cut in half by a wall

Also compare the size of Stonehenge to the size of the workers.

It seems that, to reduce costs, Firaxis borrowed the Stonehenge model used in This Is Spinal Tap.

"And, oh, how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge..."

-- Kevin​

 

[LLXerxes]

Shameless plagurism

 

[UnitQ]

Why Do The Workers Of Our Nations Continue To Act Out Deas Attrasities

 

[KevinTMC]

Why Do The Workers Of Our Nations Continue To Act Out [These Atrocities?]

Well, you never see any female workers around, do you? Or soliders or missionaries, for that matter?

Now there are the spies, that is true. But even if a lowly worker could gain the favours of a spy--highly improbable, if you ask me--these catsuited lovelies appear thousands of years into the game, and the number of them is strictly limited.

All of which leads to the highly regrettable, unspeakable, disgusting--and hilarious--atrocities posted in this thread.

-- Kevin​

P.S. Oh, and there's another thing. The workers seem to greatly favor the clubbing-on-the-head technique of seduction...and my guess is that this works rather less well with the spies as compared to the livestock.

 

[megalomaniac]

Another Rampaging Elephant

Don't drink and drive chariots

 

[LLXerxes]

Has anyone ever noticed this?

This is an exacte quote from Elaine in one episode of "Seinfeld"


In that scene she's trying to make conversation with a Russian writer and she comes up with this crazy story that Tolstoi's "Peace and War" was initially supposed to be named: "War, what is it good for?" and then she goes: "I mean...war, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing...Unh!"

You can find that in Civ3