Funny Screenshots

[The Thracian]

It Amused Me

 

[member66170]

I don't get it.

 

[Mirc]

I think we all know what is this:

And now with some little editing, to make it look funnier:

 

[CHRISROOM]

lol, were you drunk or what?

 

[Mirc]

No, I'm not drunk.
Maybe you know this already, but "Never fight a land war in Asia" is a hidden message, like "Snacks are good in moderation" or "Never bring a sword to a gunfight".
So I when I got this message I tried to make it funnier and stranger, and I edited it a little. The real one is the first one.

 

[lost_civantares]

I guess he figures that extra railroad is better



Umm, I think the game needs to rethink the math here (I doubt that a stealth bomber would decrease the defense percentage by 2%, so the game messed up somewhere)




When you have only four cities and I have a whole contenent, and you haven't even researced Divine Right I think that you should be willing to give up a city when I have 12 Modern Armor at the moment crushing your 8 riflemen total.




So do tell, why is your world map so valuable?

 

[wkndwrrr]

I don't get it.

I think I get it. Oxford University is being built in Hittite, but not in Oxford its self, which is right next to it. kinda lame

 

[civn]

Lousy swear by Khan



In the same turn, he's willing to wage war on Khan

 

[Mirc]

But it'st the same screenshot, just with the mouse pointed at different items from the trade list. So actually the funny thing is that he doesn't want to stop trading with him, but in the same time he would accept to declare war on him.

 

[Ljdjr]

Nice. Here's another bit of AI madness,

Cyrus who? Do have to admit it's a Quick Future start.

Happened the next game too

 

[Aquilius]

This is why they shouldn't let me edit the SDK. I have given these warriors a severe mental handicap.

Begining of turn


The unit is moving


Don't ask


What now?

Oh lord, that's real great, I'm laughing my ass off! I think they found and ate some strange mushrooms in the woods

 

[Panda]

Thought this was quite a coincidence.

 

[CGM3]

Obviously, whoever founded St. Petersburg had precognitive powers.

"Why should we name our new city, Saint Petersburg?"

"Because Saint Peter will be born here!"

"Oookay, somebody get a net."

Elsewhere

So the Dixiecrats achieve Physics, which reveals uranium deposits on the map, and the little message appears under the Research & Culture controls informing me that uranum has been found near Dixie-Athens. I scan the area, but see no sign of the glowing green stones indicating such a resource.

A few turns later, I remember: "Toggle the resources display, dummy!", so I do so and look again:

Yup, I built my second city -- the holy city of the Confucian faith -- on top of the uranium deposit. So that explains the eerie glow...

And apparently a city on top of a resource precludes the need to erect the necessary improvement to access that resource. The uranium was available without a mine.

 

[Shigga]

"Check out that glow-in-the-dark confucian priest!"

"Yup that guy will never have problems finding his way with unenlightend heathens!"

 

[Palantir30]

Umm, I think the game needs to rethink the math here (I doubt that a stealth bomber would decrease the defense percentage by 2%, so the game messed up somewhere)

No- the game is doing what its supposed to. The text updates are correctly displaying what percentage of the total defense has been removed from the city. The city is displaying what total defense remaining. The fact that those sets of numbers are different only means that the city didnt start at a defense bonus of 100. By the example, it was rather 80 Defensive Bonus before you started blowing it up.

If you remove 90% of the defenses from a city that had 80 units of defensive bonus, there is 10% remaining. 10% of 80 is 8: the number shown in your pic.

 

[madviking]

Whuddya expect if you and me the only ones on the planet?

Munchables...

 

[Mirc]

A way to see them better...

Edit: The links are broken. And if I take a closer look they are identical...

 

[General Civ]

the calvery were selected thats why you can't see the transport, but it looks funny!

 

[General Civ]

A pointless waste of turns that somebody would call an "Aquaduct."

Lazy citizens couldn't walk that far? BAH!

all i have to say.

 

[General Civ]

Now should I risk the wrath of him, or should I allow him to roam freely in my borders?

lol that one is funny!