Funny Screenshots

[Glored]

doesn't matter, the joke is the number of turn it takes to create such small chance.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Actually, you can discover any resource you know how to mine when you work a mne, so you can discover aluminium, iron, coal and uranium later on when you have researched the right techs.

I'm surprised they still haven't fixed the bug with the ridiculous number of turns required to build an improvement (it's minus 1 in 32-bit binary representation, as an unsigned number, FFFFFFFF in hexadecimal), but it does go away if you hover the mouse over your civilisation's flag. It seems to get stuck thinking you have a worker selected for some reason.

 

[King Flevance]

Yeah it will also get hung on mouseovers of worker actions like just saying:

<Build Road>

 

[Jamesds]

doesn't matter, the joke is the number of turn it takes to create such small chance.

I know I know - don't be so serious! I was poking fun at the aluminium, that's all!

Actually, you can discover any resource you know how to mine when you work a mne, so you can discover aluminium, iron, coal and uranium later on when you have researched the right techs.

I know, that's true, but above is obviously not the modern age (note the warrior defending the city ).

I'm surprised they still haven't fixed the bug with the ridiculous number of turns required to build an improvement (it's minus 1 in 32-bit binary representation, as an unsigned number, FFFFFFFF in hexadecimal), but it does go away if you hover the mouse over your civilisation's flag. It seems to get stuck thinking you have a worker selected for some reason.

Yeah, I don't see why they didn't fix it in Vanilla. It seems to think the next unit in the cycle is the worker carrying out the just-selected action...

 

[uat2d]

Spoiler :

Two of these guys are apparently upset.

Fresh Water purified with gold

Sitttin on the mine

The Nothing Consumes the world.

Ghost Joao

Roof of Gold and dirt

Boat on the Dock

The pen got flooded and 2 of the pigs went somewhere.......

Edit: I fixed the images

Hey dude, use spoilers just like i did with your quote; it takes to long to scroll!

 

[TeraHammer]

Why? You want to see funny images, don't you?

 

[Jamesds]

Hey dude, use spoilers just like i did with your quote; it takes to long to scroll!

Well, conventions like this (whilst being excellent for most other threads) fly out the window on this thread - it makes it easier to see all the funny pics when they aren't in spoiler tags when you just scroll down the page. Was that how it was earlier in this thread?

 

[Gooblah]

Y'no, what I find interesting is the fact that when you have a military unit and a worker on the same tile, assign both to a stack, then make the Worker do stuff, the worker's actions are tagged with the warrior.

 

[KMadCandy]

I know, that's true, but above is obviously not the modern age (note the warrior defending the city ).

no way! a single warrior defending my glorious capital is a sign of honor! i've had my original warrior guarding my capital while researching future tech a few times even. note that i don't usually try to get away with that if my capital is coastal .

 

[Jamesds]

no way! a single warrior defending my glorious capital is a sign of honor! i've had my original warrior guarding my capital while researching future tech a few times even. note that i don't usually try to get away with that if my capital is coastal .

Wow! I could never do that, I'd feel too...backwards! I always see it as a sign of technological advancement to use the most modern defenders available, also, it makes me feel more secure . If you play like that on any level above Noble, then I find that quite amazing - especially with the Paratroopers...you must end the game before the AI gets them? Imagine that...paratrooper lands, takes city, razes capital...ooooops!

 

[KMadCandy]

Wow! I could never do that, I'd feel too...backwards! I always see it as a sign of technological advancement to use the most modern defenders available, also, it makes me feel more secure . If you play like that on any level above Noble, then I find that quite amazing - especially with the Paratroopers...you must end the game before the AI gets them? Imagine that...paratrooper lands, takes city, razes capital...ooooops!

*giggle* believe it! see, i'm an oddball. i very much don't like wars, so i try to get "more secure" by jedi mind tricks and diplomacy. after all, paratroopers don't land and take your capital if they're friendly with you and you have them distracted beating up somebody else.

this is a ramble i posted the other day about a recent emperor game. i ended up winning, twice . i held the AP vote to see if i'd win, i did, but then i reloaded and kept going until i won the bizarre culture (no slider, no caste system) variant goal i had in mind.

 

[Orbit of Glass]

Best aqueduct evar.

Spoiler :

 

[Apopp]

The joys of playing an 18 civ dual Great Plains map:

Spoiler :

Is alt-click a type of agreement?

Spoiler :

Although I have no legitimate claim on this territory, you'll have to take it over my sheeps' cold dead bodies!

 

[Mad Professor]

And here there be sea monsters...



And here is a new unit put into the latest update of the vanilla version of the game. It combines the best attirbutes of cavalry and riflemen, gaining a bonus against canons and mounted units, and moving two tiles every second turn...



It's the six legs that the right hand one has that gives this special combination of bonuses!

 

[Slobadog]

City needs a mower

Warrior hug

 

[Love]

I have always knewed they were a little bit gay...

 

[obliterate]

How many turns did it take you to research Iron working? 70?

 

[Jamesds]

I have always knewed they were a little bit gay...

They look like they are wrestling to me.

+10 beakers in 920 BC ?!

 

[uat2d]

Warning!

Lots of Images in Spoilers!

Have fun with them!


NW images:

Spoiler :

Should I cancel my deals with the Vile American, with the Vile Native American or with the Vile American Inc. ?!?!?

Spoiler :

Isn't it a bit old to build the Moai Statues ?!?

Spoiler :

I asked the NW Leaders what do they want for Pigs, they're answers showed that they were (only a bit ) exaggerated...
(interesting the Copper/Coal/Aluminum algorithm...)

FF images:

Spoiler :

Something is in the wrong scale...

Spoiler :

My destroyer can see the four edges of the World (or Universe!) (Mini-Map)

Spoiler :

FF universe should be very "cloudy"; in my sky, I see thousands of stars... and in FF, i even can't see the planets in the same Solar System!

Spoiler :

The Universe is messy... there should be a tech called Satellites that would allow to see the World Map (or Star Charts!)! Isn't this image confusing?

Spoiler :

Ra Alpha... the invisible Planet!!! (1 Food, 1 Shield and 6 Commerce, though...)

Spoiler :

Avowers is really ahead in tech, they discovered the WB and are using it to create Fog of War and hiding they're territory and planets!!!

Normal Civ images:

Spoiler :

The end of the World!!!

Spoiler :

No Man's Land only first occurred in WW1 and it wasn't between the Roman Empire and the English Empire (or Paris and London!)

Spoiler :

I didn't asked Izzy if she was going to Hinduism after discovering Polytheism... I asked if she was considering Peace! (She's not annoyed with me! She's only annoyed with my question; about me, she's cautious! (it was easy to be cautious at WAR, i told her i would also adopt Hinduism if she created it... of course it was a lie! When she found it, i'll adopt any other religion and she'll be really Furious... but then the Praets will Rule The World!!!))

EDIT: to all those who didn't used spoilers... imagine my post without them!!!

 

[Bill Odie]

I just tried opening all the spoilers in your post at once and seeing how big it was, it was enormouse.