Funny Things AI Players Say

[SoCalian]

I once told the AI to bite me.

and they did. I still have the scar on my elbow.

 

[Theoden]

I demanded a tribute and they said "unfortunately I'm not in the habit of giving my countrys wealth up to any barbarian yahoo who comes up and asks for it"
I think it was greeks

 

[LLXerxes]

I played a game against someone, maybe Persia, and I was at war. We tried to offer a deal. Xerxe said something like. Your barbarian empire is not worth crushing. THey only had one city, that I took one turn later!

 

[TomOC]

"I have three words:Increase your medication."

 

[Mano3]

"Go boil your head!" from the Japanese is my favorite.

 

[Dogmeat]

Shaka of the Zulu:
Evil Egypt persists in attacking our cities, our women and children, and our cattle. Please ally with the Zulu, Hammurabi We MUST protect those cattle!

 

[LLXerxes]

Shaka of the Zulu:
Evil Egypt persists in attacking our cities, our women and children, and our cattle. Please ally with the Zulu, Hammurabi We MUST protect those cattle!

So typical of Shaka!

 

[truckingpete]

Shaka of the Zulu:
Evil Egypt persists in attacking our cities, our women and children, and our cattle. Please ally with the Zulu, Hammurabi We MUST protect those cattle!

Whats wrong with him!! save the women and childern, but get some cows to make some hambugers...

 

[Choicest One]

Cattle is very important in Zulu culture - someone with many cows has high status in their society (no I'm serious).

 

[Songsmith]

My favorite is always Montezuma recognizing my "cute" civilization. Is he looking at my civ or my behind?

Another is Cleo telling my my soldiers are chasing the women and annoying the chickens (or something like that).

 

[hassan_lembeck]

"Give us what we want or our armies will invade your territory, advancing slowly across your open lands in tightly packed formations without artillery support, vulnerable to air raids, artillery bombardment, and encirclement!"

 

[Jurimax]

Not only tha AI can be 'funny'. My trade advisor told me to get more resources to trade with my friends.

I had multiple instances of every resource and there was one AI alive with whom I was at war.

 

[sampedestal]

"All your base are belong to us!"
--Japanese, sometimes when ur at war with them

 

[Hexyn]

The english once gave me that "I, Queen Elizabeth, Ruler of way too many places to mention!" deal when she only had one little city left.

 

[Hygro]

"Give us what we want or our armies will invade your territory, advancing slowly across your open lands in tightly packed formations without artillery support, vulnerable to air raids, artillery bombardment, and encirclement!"

Which civ said that?

 

[Rik Meleet]

Not only tha AI can be 'funny'. My trade advisor told me to get more resources to trade with my friends.

I had multiple instances of every resource and there was one AI alive with whom I was at war.

My trade advisor never says anything differently than a "get more" - variance.

 

[SolarKnight]

brennus of the celts once said "We will compose a death chant specifically for you, and we will chant it vigorously. You hear me?! VIGOROUSLY!"

 

[Bartleby]

Another bit of advisor silliness, the science advisor sometimes tells me

"compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot"

 

[hassan_lembeck]

Which civ said that?

I made that one up... Sometimes during negotiations, I just feel that would be an appropriate thing for the AI to say...

 

[t3h_m013]

With this editted, or the text files messed with?

were you talking about the "negotiating with you is like dealing with a ******** ape"?
cos ive never seen that. and i dont think people realised it was even there.