Funny Things AI Players Say

[Hygro]

I made that one up... Sometimes during negotiations, I just feel that would be an appropriate thing for the AI to say...

Ah what a shame very clever on your part though!

I figured maybe the conquest developers put that in for one of the new civs because by now they'd know we appreciate the AI's weaknesses.

 

[Turner]

I made that one up... Sometimes during negotiations, I just feel that would be an appropriate thing for the AI to say...

You could always add that in...that would be funny to see the AI say.

 

[BrianB]

After some time, your advisors start to say funny things too:

Science Advisor "Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot!"
Domestic Advisor "Hail the _____ Baby!"

Also the Ostrogoths have the same replies as do the russians in the Conquests Scenario "Fall of Rome", resulting in "Mother Ostrogoths" and that ugly bastard asking if i'd come to admire his great beauty.

 

[LLXerxes]

They do repeat in COnquests. In the Meso America conquest, the Olmecs talk just like the Aztecs!
Strange, this looks like a job for the smiley!

 

[POLM]

I was Germany, asking Celts for a loan, but he answered this:

"I am sorry Bichmark, we have plans to use our gold in a far more sacred manner. Bring on the alcohol!"

 

[LLXerxes]

I was Germany, asking Celts for a loan, but he answered this:

"I am sorry Bichmark, we have plans to use our gold in a far more sacred manner. Bring on the alcohol!"

Did he say Bichmark, or was it Bismark with a spelling error.
That did sound funny, tho.

 

[POLM]

Did he say Bichmark, or was it Bismark with a spelling error.
That did sound funny, tho.

Hehe, I was just spelling it wrong...but yes, I agree it's fun...

 

[LLXerxes]

Hehe, I was just spelling it wrong...but yes, I agree it's fun...

Good, , cause Bichmark is basicly B****mark!
We don't think of Bismark like that, do we?

 

[Cuivienen]

If you are playing Civ VERY late at night (past three AM, I think), the Science Advisor will tell you that "Sleep is for the weak!"

 

[HamaticBabylon]

the Science Advisor will tell you that "Sleep is for the weak!"

I have never seen the Science advisor say that once,and i've been playing conquest for 6 months now.

If you ask Xerxes for a loan he will say " We will not assist you", just like that.

 

[LorenzotheMad]

This is not so much an AI player quote but rather my trade advisor. I was playing Rise of Rome as of course the Romans. At war with Carthage of course. Anyway, talking with Macedon, my advisor said to be careful since they had betrayed our "friends" the Carthaginians!!! What the heck!! I had been doing my best to destroy Carthage and sow the land with salt

P.S. Is Rome in a locked war with Carthage? I ask since I never once got my envoy to be heard by Carthage even when they were down to one city about to be annhiliated. Hundreds of years of constant war.

 

[LLXerxes]

P.S. Is Rome in a locked war with Carthage? I ask since I never once got my envoy to be heard by Carthage even when they were down to one city about to be annhiliated. Hundreds of years of constant war.

Yes, it said in the Scenario description Persia and Macedon, and Rome and Carthage are in a never ending war.
And Lorenzo, your foriegn advisor says that, not the trade.

 

[Choicest One]

Speaking of advisers, I think the Trade Adviser at one stage says with a frown on her face "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - not sure if this is triggered by anything, but for me it happened during while I was in Anarchy .

 

[Revolutionary]

Speaking of advisers, I think the Trade Adviser at one stage says with a frown on her face "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - not sure if this is triggered by anything, but for me it happened during while I was in Anarchy .

yep I also had the Trade Adviser say the same thing to me a few times

I have never seen the Science advisor say that once,and i've been playing conquest for 6 months now.

If you ask Xerxes for a loan he will say " We will not assist you", just like that.

both the Military and Science Advisers say "sleep is for the weak" and "compared to you most people have the IQ of a carrot"

After some time, your advisors start to say funny things too:

Domestic Advisor "Hail the _____ Baby!"

I've seen all Advisors say that, except for the Foreign Advisor I think

brennus of the celts once said "We will compose a death chant specifically for you, and we will chant it vigorously. You hear me?! VIGOROUSLY!"

now that one I've never seen before

 

[denyd]

I was in the Modern Age and was negoiating peace with Lincoln who was down to his last city and 15g and mistakenly asked for 15gpt and got the reply:

Sorry, Breanus, but all of our money is tied up in dot-com stocks.

 

[t3h_m013]

haha, ive obviuosly not played long enough to get these funny replies. obviously a sign that i should play more.
maybe its a diliberate firaxis marketing plan?

 

[denyd]

If you want to check out what you might get (and change them around [be sure to save the original], there's a diplomacy.txt file with all the possible responses).

 

[Portuguese]

I prefer my advisors:

F6: "Compared to you, most people have IQ of a carrot"

F6: "Sleep is for the weak" (at 5am...)

F4: "Make more friends" (when I prefer to stay a bit more after achieving a Conquest victory in which alone I killed +80% world CIVs...)

F1: "<city's name> is not growing, <leader, according to the regime ex: comrade>" (if you call your cities the right names it gives cool results)

Spanish, when furious: "Aaargh!"

...

It refreshes my game I might add...

 

[MidnightRambler]

President Hannibal: "Fight the system, Osman! Nothing can be gained persuing the status quo!"

 

[snipelfritz]

Once in the Napoleonic conquest, The leader of denmark said to me, "That sounds like a deal to me. Now about those fresh danish you wanted..."