Greatest 5 Jewish Things Thread

[Domen]

I say:

1. Getting their butts kicked by the Egyptians.
1,5. Commiting mass suicide by all defenders of Masada, which allowed the Romans to capture the mighty fortress without any casualties.
2. Getting their butts kicked by the Babylonians.
2,5. Wandering around the desert wihout any purpose for 40 years, eating some grasshoppers allegedly sent by God.
3. Getting their butts kicked by the Assyrians.
4. Getting their butts kicked by the Romans.
5. Albert Einstein (but wait, he was German-American)
5,5. Calling everyone who doesn't send enough money to Israel as antisemitic enemy of Israel.
5,6. Persecuting the Palestinian women and children.
5,8. Resistance against the Roman occupation - especially in Masada - and in the meantime killing each other by various factions of the Jewish Zealotry:


Link to video.


Link to video.

And what do you think?

 

[Masada]

i don't think those are very good choices. i prefer mine

1. maccabees
2. david
3. david ben gurion
4. slandering poland
5. the IDF

 

[Domen]

The 4th of your points is in fact the greatest Russian and German Thing - not Jewish.

5. the IDF

I would say the IED - according to many Arabs, the IED is the greatest thing for the IDF.

 

[Masada]

jewish-bolshevik conspiracy. enough said.

 

[bombshoo]

1. Natalie Portman
2. Seinfeld
3. Bagels
4. Mastisyahu
5. Circumcision

 

[Domen]

jewish-bolshevik conspiracy. enough said.

And Jewish-banking conspiracy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family

And Nathan Rothschild proves that so called Polish forehead phenomenon is in fact Jewish:

 

[Masada]

i forgot judas and comrades trotsky and lenin.

 

[Domen]

I change my mind - Israelball is the greatest of all:

Comment:

"Israel cannot into more land, only hostile balls wanna play with him, Israel sad, Israel really want more land..."

 

[Plotinus]

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