GWB War Song

Rout · Jan 30, 2003

Anybody else got any 'poke fun at GWB' songs?

Bomb Iraq!
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>To the tune of "If your happy and you know it.." OK? Altogether now!
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>If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
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>If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
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>If the terrorists are frisky,
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>And Pakistan is looking shifty,
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>North Korea is too risky,
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>Bomb Iraq.
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>If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
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>If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
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>So to hell with the inspections,
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>Let's look tough for the elections,
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>Close your mind and take directions,
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>Bomb Iraq.
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>It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
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>To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
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>They've got weapons we can't see,
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>And that's all the proof we need,
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>If they're not there, they must be,
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>Bomb Iraq.
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>If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
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>If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
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>If you think Saddam's gone mad,
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>With the weapons that he had,
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>And he tried to kill your dad,
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>Bomb Iraq.
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>If corporate fraud's a-growin', bomb Iraq.
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>If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
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>If your politics are sleazy,
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>And hiding that ain't easy,
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>And your manhood's getting queasy,
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>Bomb Iraq.
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>Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
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>For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq,
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>Disagree? We'll call it treason,
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>Let's make war not love this season,
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>Even if we have no reason,
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>Bomb Iraq!