A special birthday song for our friend sims, it's a bit outdated, but what the heck:
Imagine there's no liberals,
It's easy if you try,
No ********s,
None of Billy's lies,
No environmental whackos,
Lying to our kids...yoohoo...
You may not like Bill Clinton,
We'll you're not the only one,
Imaine the truth about the 80's,
Even if you can...
High schools without condoms,
No brand new health plan,
Imagine all the people,
Paying their own way...yoohoo...
You may "I'm a dreamer."
But I'm not the only one.
We should have listened to Rush Limbaugh,
And maybe George Bush might have won.
Imagine Hillary baking cookies,
I know it's very hard,
No lesbians playing soldier,
Or jogging tracks in the yard,
What if Ronald Reagan could have had four terms? Yoohoo...
You may "I'm a dreamer."
I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you'll read
See, I Told You So,
And the world will live as one...
(edit: emoticons inserted to indicate whimsy.)