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Happy Birthday sims2789!

Happy birthday, you crazy liberal! :D *is liberal as well*

*brings in a cake*
 
happy B-day :D

*brings Bushs' head on a platter* ;)
 
*throws cake away* :p
 
Happy Birthday.
 
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Happy birthday.
 
*splits cake into forty equal parts and divides it among the single mothers on welfare*

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your fortieth of a cake! :D
 
:lol: Happy Birthday! :bday:
 
Haha. Look at the advertisement that I saw at the bottom of this thread.

I think it is particularly appropriate ;)
 

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Happy birthday, you so-supportive-of-gay-rights-yet--talking-about-woman's-breasts-so-much-it-almost-seems-like-you're-bisexual (;)) fellow CFC youngin'! :bday:
 
SN, you're right...we need someone like that! Vote Someone Else for President 2004!

Happy birthday you far leftie!

*brings in dancers and beer for those 17 or older*
 
:p :D :cool: :goodjob:

A special birthday song for our friend sims, it's a bit outdated, but what the heck:

Imagine there's no liberals,
It's easy if you try,
No ********s,
None of Billy's lies,
No environmental whackos,
Lying to our kids...yoohoo...

You may not like Bill Clinton,
We'll you're not the only one,

Imaine the truth about the 80's,
Even if you can...
High schools without condoms,
No brand new health plan,
Imagine all the people,
Paying their own way...yoohoo...

You may "I'm a dreamer."
But I'm not the only one.
We should have listened to Rush Limbaugh,
And maybe George Bush might have won.

Imagine Hillary baking cookies,
I know it's very hard,
No lesbians playing soldier,
Or jogging tracks in the yard,

What if Ronald Reagan could have had four terms? Yoohoo...

You may "I'm a dreamer."
I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you'll read See, I Told You So,
And the world will live as one...

(edit: emoticons inserted to indicate whimsy.)
 
Happy birthday [dance]:bday:[dance]
 
Pft, whoever wrote that had no talent :ack:

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Hey George

:band: [piano intro]
Heeey, George, don't make it bad,
Here's a surplus
Now take us into the red
Remember! Your tax cuts aren't for us all,
Just those who fall, in the top bracket.

[rhythm guitars cut in]

Heeey George, don't be afraid,
When they talk back
Just tell 'em "Bring it on!"
The minute a peacenik picks up his phone
He ain't alone, Ashcroft is listnin'.

And anytime you're out of gas
Hey George, relax
There's always a regime
To take down.
And well you know that it's a fool
Who follows rules
By listnin' to those UN clowns.

Ah well ah nah nah nahnahnah nah? Yeahhhhh...

Heeey, George, don't let me down,
Cut those programs, and screw the populace.
Remember, to pay off all those kickbacks,
Get back on track, and make it better.

So let cash out and let it in! Hey George, you've sinned,
So give us a break, and ban those homos.
And don't you know that only you, can make it true,
Those activist courts will take a thrashing.

Heeey, George, don't make it bad,
Here's the nation,
Please make a mess of it.
The minute we vote to reselect you,
You'll make it true,
You'll **** us better.

Nah, nah nah, nahnahnah nah! Nahnahnah nah! Hey George!
Nah, nah nah, nahnahnah nah! Nahnahnah nah! Hey George!
Nah, nah nah, nahnahnah nah! Nahnahnah nah! Hey George!
Nah, nah nah, nahnahnah nah! Nahnahnah nah! Hey George!
...
 
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